You can't out-fox a Thai fox

A Falang guy had only been married to his young Thai wife for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to get out on the town with his pals. So, he said to his wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where you go, tilac cha?" asked the wife.
Thinking quickly the husband replied "I'm going to the Irish Rovers, darling. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want beer, d

ak-ling?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him a dozen different kinds of beer - Singha, Chang, Heineken, Lao, Cheers, ...name it she had it!

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lollipop...but at the Rovers...you know...they have frozen beer mugs!” He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "Frozen glass, tilac?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Irish they have those little snacks that are really delicious. You know pork pies, black pudding, chip butties, Scotch eggs and tripe and onions.... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise.
OK?" "You want snacks, honey?" She opened the oven and took out five dishes: chicken wings, cow pat, noodles, boiled prawns and chopped chicken.

"But my sweet honey... at the Irish... you know...there is swearing, and dirty words and all that..." "Agh, you want dirty words, tilac? "LISTEN YOU FAT OLD FALANG, DRINK YOUR F*****G BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR F*****G SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU HAVE GOOD LADY NOW, NO F**K AROUND ANYMORE! YOU BE CAREFUL, YOU DON'T WANNA GET MAU AND FALL OFF BALCONY....!!!!!!!!!!!!

The moral of the story - your Thai wife may never have ben to school but you and your degree will never out-fox her.......

* Private Dancer by Stephen Leather - well worth a read.

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