Showing posts with label Shenanigans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shenanigans. Show all posts

Thursday, 23 August 2007

New Shopping Mall, 2nd Road

I visited the new mall on 2nd Road today and was impressed with what's there and what will be there in the near future. Behind McDonalds, (with wi-fi) and Starbucks (not yet open) there is an iStudio for all things Apple. On the first floor, the finishing touches are being put on a Fatboy's Diner. The 22 lane Brunswick bowling alley is in full swing, but has no lanes with side rails for kids and of course the cinema is open and showing a mixture of Thai and farang (soundtrack) movies. Shenanigan's is also in the final stages of re-fit and will open any day. See Sierra Tangos below. California Wow has a fitness centre in the mall but I seem to recall they received a bad press in Bangkok for selling memberships at many different prices. Once the members found out, all hell broke loose.


Sierra Tangos

  • Shenanigans opening Saturday, 25th August, in the new mall, 2nd Road


  • Heaven's Above closed for anything up to 60 days

  • Playboy Bar, Covent Garden Complex - Opening night party, 8.00pm Friday, 24 August

  • Party at CATZ, Covent Garden Complex - 8.00pm Saturday, 25 August


  • I was standing on 2nd Road in front of the new mall when a Brit pulled up on his motorcycle and struck up a conversation. He wants directions me thinks. Well he starts to tell me about some quality holiday home exhibition in Jomtien and says he's on commission for every person that he get's in the door. I say, "what's your name and if I'm passing and call in, I'll drop your name". "No", says he, "you have to get on the back of my motorcycle and I'll take you there now". Say what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • Walking Street was closed to traffic early today so vendors could set up for the OTOP event at Bali Hai. Not sure if the closure is a one off or a fixture for the duration of the event which finishes on Saturday, 25th August

  • Stop, Or I Won't Shoot - Tusshar Kapoor’s so popular in Pattaya that it was very difficult for him to shoot a song sequence for Anant Mahadevan's Agar here. The actor, it is said, always likes to concentrate on the job at hand, while shooting any sequence. However, he simply couldn't concentrate on shooting for a song as he was hounded by sex workers there, who kept shouting out his name. What made things worse for Tusshar was that the song was a sad one and required Tusshar to look glum and serious. Says he, "It was very annoying, to say the least. I had to enact this sad song at Pattaya, a place that's known for its sex workers. There were so many women who were half-dressed and screaming at the top of their voices, trying to catch my attention. Obviously, they were having the time of their lives, but I bore the brunt. These women made life impossible for me. Thank God, I could finally finish filming the song. At one point, it seemed as if we'd have to pack up." [via Times of India] Ed. - No indication of how many take-away's Tusshar had after the Director said "It's a take".

  • Puffer Fish Sold As Salmon Kills 15 - A Bangkok doctor said unscrupulous vendors have been selling meat from the highly poisonous puffer fish disguised as salmon. That's resulted in the deaths of more than 15 people over the past three years. Some 115 people have been hospitalized. [via Guardian Unlimited]. Ed. If your wife starts serving you salmon, it may be time to hire a food taster...

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[via Cybernet News]


  • A guy is walking along the Soi Buakhao in Pattaya and a knock out looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?" Hooker replies, "It starts at 50,000 Baht for a hand-job." Guy says, "50,000 Baht! For a hand-job! Holy shit, no hand-job is worth that kind of money!" The hooker says, "Do you see that 7/11 on the corner?" "Yes". " Do you see the 7/11 about a block further down?" "Yes." "And beyond that, do you see that third 7/11?" "Yes." "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, own them because I give a hand-job that's worth 50000 Baht." Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby hotel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of 50,000 Baht. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is 100,000 Baht?" The hooker replies, "150,000." "I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!" The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that Disco just across the street? I own that Disco outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of 150,000 Baht." The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, Decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up." Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but, he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?" The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Pattaya is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, bars, Discos palaces, and show places?" "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?" No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."



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Sunday, 29 July 2007

Phuket Holidays On eBay

Re my 24 July Sierra Tango on Asian Sweethearts article on Phuket hotels auctioning rooms on eBay, I checked eBay today and found 5 current auctions for the Baumanburi Resort & Spa, Patong, Phuket. Superior twin rooms at this hotel in low season go for Baht2,400 per night. If you make a winning bid, you do not get a gift certificate from a 3rd party seller you get prepaid accomodation from the resort marketing company with no additional fees and free airport pick-up. The winning bid is all you pay. However, the small print will disqualify most of Pattaya Rags readers, i.e.
  • All applicants must be aged between 35 and 70 - no problem there
  • Applicants must be married or have been living together for 2 years - oh, oh, tricky one for people who measure their relationships by the hour
  • Applicants must attend a presentation on the benefits of online holidays - what's an online holiday? Isn't that what Arnold Swarzathingy did in that sci-fi movie, Total Recall? Well, one of his movies anyway......
I tried similar searches for Pattaya, Koh Chang, and Koh Samui but drew a blank so it appears to be a promotion by just the one hotel rather than a new low season policy by hotels to get bums on beds.

Sierra Tangos

  • The Simpsons Movie‘ is blowing away the competition at the box office. Not only this weekend’s competition but it is smashing box office records for the entire summer. Homer, Bart and crew had the 17th best opening night of all-time last night. As movies are usually released at the same date/time around the world it would look as though Thailand's missed out on this one
  • Most Embarrassing Moments - A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got to the checkout, she learned that one of the items had no price tag. The checkout girl got on the public address system, which boomed out across the store for everyone to hear, 'price check for Tampax super size'. But it got worse. Someone at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for the word 'thumbtacks' and replied in a business like tone over the same public address system, 'do you want the kind you push in with your thumb or the kind you belt in with a hammer?'
  • Shenanigans is set to re-open in August 07 in the new shopping mall on Second Road, opposite Soi Post Office / Soi 14. Looks like another good location. If you want to get your wife / girlfriend back out to work, they are hiring bar and restaurant staff.







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