Flash Flood Warning

If you're traveling around Thailand this is not a time to be visiting waterfalls! The Thai Meteorological Dept. last night issued the following storm warning:

At 7.00 p.m., 7 August, the tropical depression over the Gulf of Tonkin in the South China Sea was centered at Lat 18.5 °N, Long 106.8 °E or 260 km east of Nakhon Phanom, Thailand with maximum sustained winds of 55 km/hr. It is moving west-northwestwards slowly. The strong southwest monsoon over the Andaman Sea and the Gulf of Thailand brings torrential rain in places of the Northeast. People in these areas mainly of Loei, Nong Khai, Nong Bua Lamphu, Udon Thani, Sakon Nakhon, Nakhon Phanom, Mukdahan, Kalasin, Roi Et, Maha Sarakham, Yasothon and Amnat Charoen provinces should beware of flooding conditions during this period while flooding will affect in the eastern province of the North, i.e. Nan, Phrae, Uttaradit, Phitsanulok and Phetchabun by tomorrow. Besides, a strong wind-wave 2-3 meters is likely in the Andaman Sea and the Gulf. All ships should proceed with caution, and small boats in the Andaman Sea keep ashore during 7-9 August 2007.


TQ2 Party
The following are a sample set of photos from a party in TQ2 and posted on the Pattaya Secrets forum by Welbeck. Go to the forum to see the full set of photos:











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Sierra Tangos

• The '80s rock band Van Halen have announced that they are reuniting for their first tour with David Lee Roth in 20 years. The band says they would have reunited with David sooner, but up until now, they weren’t desperate enough [via Conan]
  

• The Hooters restaurant chain has announced that they may open up a Hooters in the Muslim city of Dubai. Right next to Thank God It’s Fatwah [via Conan]
  

• Thai Penthouse model - Joy
  

• A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married.
  She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
  Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately.
  The woman instantly shut up and quietly sat down as tho ugh sh e was in a
  daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife
  needs at least three times a week...... Can you do this?"
  The husband thought for a moment and replied,.. "Well, I can drop her off
  here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf".

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Sierra Tangos

• Thai Anxiety has reported that Tahitian Queen 2, Soi BJ, will open at 2.00pm in the afternoon from 1st August 2007 with new girls, shows and rock music

• If you are feeling hungry and it's the cook's day off then don't forget that Door 2 Door's full menu is available online. The online menu also carries popular supermarket items which they will also deliver so you don't even have to get off your duff when your fags run out...... Door 2 Door's link is included in my Pattaya Links section below right so it will always be available, even when this blog is in the archives
  

• An old man marries a young woman and they are deeply in love, however, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm, so they decide to ask a sex therapist for advice. The therapist listens to their story and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man and while the two of you are making love have the young man wave a towel over you, as though he is fanning you both. Make sure he is totally naked and she can see his manhood as he fans you both with the towel. That will help your wife fantasise, and should bring on a full-blown orgasm."
  
  They go home and follow the therapist's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he strips off and enthusiastically waves a towel over them both as they make love. But it doesn't help and still the wife is unsatisfied and frustrated.
  
  Perplexed, they go back to the therapist. "Okay", he says, "let's try it reversed - have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."
  
  Once again, they follow the advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The hired hand really works with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming, creaming orgasm.
  
  Smiling, the husband drops the towel, taps the young man on the shoulder and says to him triumphantly: "THAT'S how you wave a fucking towel, sonny!!!
  

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