Showing posts with label penis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label penis. Show all posts

Monday, 23 September 2013

Man has penis amputated after overdosing on Viagra

A man from southern Colombia had to have his penis amputated after he allegedly overdosed on Viagra to impress his girlfriend.

The 66-year-old man from Gigante, Colombia, whose name has not been released, told a local newspaper that he intentionally overdosed on the erectile dysfunction medicine.

He then is said to have suffered an erection for several days before being forced to seek medical advice.



When he sought medical help, doctors in Gigante referred the man to a medical facility in Neiva, where medical staff noted that the man's penis was inflamed and fractured.

They informed the patient his only option was amputation so the inflammation and gangrene would stop spreading to other parts of his body.

Read the full article at MailOnline.

Rag - Shouldn't that sort of side effect be mentioned on the box.

Thursday, 8 August 2013

10 rules for managing your penis

Recent news stories involving sexting, wine, toasters, politicians and penises indicate some men are losing the plot, so here are 10 rules for keeping your penis out of trouble.......



Amazing to think the fire brigade has had to warn men not to put their genitals in toasters, radiators and vacuum cleaners. 

Rag - Was the toaster powered on?

Read the list of rules at The Guardian.

Sunday, 19 May 2013

The TEN most eye-watering tackle catastrophes

A teenage girl has been arrested in Florida for chomping on her boyfriend's bits, after he refused to have sex with her.



Krystle Harrison, 19, sank her teeth in 24-year-old Jeffrey Wilkinson's penis after he rejected her advances, at the couple's home in Bradenten near Tampa. She is facing domestic battery charges, while Jeffrey is nursing his badly punctured privates.

While his wounded willy recovers, Jeffrey can console himself with the knowledge his crown jewels weren't lopped off completely, bitten by a deadly snake, shot, burned by chemicals... or even served up in a soup!

Head over to the Sun for full details of the eye watering tackle torture..... but finish your breakfast first........