Bar Poll

The Bar Poll we ran for the best off Walking Street Bar was won with an outstanding 44% of the votes by the Honey Pot. Amazingly, 0% voted for one of my favourites, the Atlantic. I guess with a spread like this there will be no call for a Florida recount. That said, there were only 9 votes cast in total........ Percentages sound better somehow !!!!!!!!!

As this poll was such an outstanding success, we'll bin them for now.


Sierra Tangos

• Super Ultimate Video Converter - Every now and then I have to convert a video from one file format to another and it is a pain to find the software to do it, especially free software! That is where Super comes into play. It can handle a huge variety of video formats and can convert them to nearly anything you would want! Here are a few of the converters that it comes with: Mobile phone converter; PocketPC converter; iPod converter; PSP converter; VCD converter; SVCD converter; DVD converter; AVI converter; MP4 converter; MOV converter; ASF converter; FLV converter; MPG converter; OGG converter; WMV converter; GIF converter. Download here
  

• Four cases of death - including a Nowegian, over the holiday weekend

• After her sixth child, Jane decided that she should have some cosmetic
  surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory as her
  bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace.
  Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with six
  children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here and tuck
  there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab. Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed. "Who are these from?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice" "Well" said the nurse; "The first is from the surgeon - the operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted
  to say thanks". "Gosh, that's really nice" said Jane. "The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!" "Brilliant!" said Jane. "And the third?" "That's from Eric, a patient in the burns unit," said the nurse. He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears.
  

Short Crawl

One of best short crawls in Pattaya is in the Big C area of Second Road. The crawl starts in the Honey Pot, Soi 2 at 8.00pm when the bar is fully staffed but has no customers/competition. This bar has some excellent Coyotes, air conditioning and little or no hip-hop. Yeaaaaaah. The DJ plays a bit to appease the girls but the Pinoy band plays mostly 1970 - 90s rock/pop.

If you're still sid-solo when the Honey Pot starts filling up with customers around 9.30pm stroll back up to Second Road, turn right and head down to the Atlantic Bar. I could dedicate a full blog to the Atlantic Bar which has been for many years, the leading off strip bar in Pattaya. It has a stable of fine fillies, two pool tables, two large screen projectors to provide first class coverage of football and F1 (with commentary) and was one of the first bars in the Pattaya area to employ Service Only Girls to ensure the bar is staffed by lovelies at all times. I could even dedicate a full blog to the Service Only Girls (Sogs) in the Atlantic but that's for another day. To a lucky, (and discrete), few it has proven a misnomer and to a number of Sogs it has been a path to fat wallets. Some punters complain that the Atlantic girls are 'stand-offish' but surely a bit of a chase makes the conquest all the more enjoyable. If you just want to 'park it', go to Soi 6.........

When you've had enough of the Atlantic head back out on to Second Road, turn right and walk down to the U Too Bar (opposite the Alcazar car park). U Too Bar is a relative newcomer on the block but has already built up a healthy following amongst residents and tourists. Plenty of pretty girls, four pool tables, big screen projector for sports, (with commentary) and yes, Sogs.

If you visit these three bars you will have seen some of the prettiest girls off the Walking Street. You will have also met a few that haven't yet developed the professional approach of Walking Street girls.

The Atlantic Bar and U Too Bar are also good late night venues when other bars are closing down. Honey Pot closes at 3.00am.

If you are still a sid-solo sad bastard after these three bars then you only have one option left. Walk back out on to Second Road, turn right and head down to Soi 6. If you can't bag in Soi 6 your name must be Gollum. No hold that thought, even Gollum could get laid in Soi 6. Closing time is currently 1.00am sharp.

Note: Photos to follow.............


Sierra Tangos - 24 July 2007

• Another Use For WD40 - Don't try this at home
• Amazing Phuket Holiday Deals - Via Asian Sweetheart
• Aum Braless - FHM's Sexiest Thai lady (see hotlink to gallery)
  
• Computer link for Immigration & Police to track foreigners
  
• Most people I know would say too long !!!!!!

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Hustlers

It was a night for hustling in the Atlantic Bar on Saturday (21/7) . What's new you say! Well, the Atlantic Bar, one of Pattaya's best off the strip bars for those in the know, held it's annual pool-athon with talents of all nationalities and inclinations turning up for the event.

What happened can only be summed up by this reporter as a classic Harry Potter moment. That ugly Mancunian Mugwort, Dave Shaw, must have waved what is reputedly the smallest 'wand' west of the Pennines, to walk off with the title and Baht8,000/- in prize money.

It was only after the Mugwort was threatened with some good old GBH that he agreed to spend Baht50 on drinks for the girls.

Scoop : Picture at right shows Dave celebrating his victory with his favourite girl.


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Sierra Tangos - 22 July 2007

• Mosquito Killer - You jam it in your partners bum crack and never get bitten again!!
• Aum Lukkana - Thai FHM's World No 60
• Joy - Paradorn's ex in Thai Penthouse
• Bush Impression - brilliant but absolutely nothing to do with Pattaya
• Suriyawong Bush - absolutely everything to do with Pattaya
• Tamara Sky - Playmate August 2007
  

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Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
• He who laughs last, thinks slowest
• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
• Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't
• Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool
• The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
• If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog
• If the shoe fits, get another one just like it
• The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first
• Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer
• A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries
• The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room
• A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well
• When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty

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