Bar Poll

The Bar Poll we ran for the best off Walking Street Bar was won with an outstanding 44% of the votes by the Honey Pot. Amazingly, 0% voted for one of my favourites, the Atlantic. I guess with a spread like this there will be no call for a Florida recount. That said, there were only 9 votes cast in total........ Percentages sound better somehow !!!!!!!!!

As this poll was such an outstanding success, we'll bin them for now.


Sierra Tangos

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• Four cases of death - including a Nowegian, over the holiday weekend

• After her sixth child, Jane decided that she should have some cosmetic
  surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory as her
  bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace.
  Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with six
  children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here and tuck
  there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab. Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed. "Who are these from?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice" "Well" said the nurse; "The first is from the surgeon - the operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted
  to say thanks". "Gosh, that's really nice" said Jane. "The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!" "Brilliant!" said Jane. "And the third?" "That's from Eric, a patient in the burns unit," said the nurse. He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears.
  

Short Crawl

One of best short crawls in Pattaya is in the Big C area of Second Road. The crawl starts in the Honey Pot, Soi 2 at 8.00pm when the bar is fully staffed but has no customers/competition. This bar has some excellent Coyotes, air conditioning and little or no hip-hop. Yeaaaaaah. The DJ plays a bit to appease the girls but the Pinoy band plays mostly 1970 - 90s rock/pop.

If you're still sid-solo when the Honey Pot starts filling up with customers around 9.30pm stroll back up to Second Road, turn right and head down to the Atlantic Bar. I could dedicate a full blog to the Atlantic Bar which has been for many years, the leading off strip bar in Pattaya. It has a stable of fine fillies, two pool tables, two large screen projectors to provide first class coverage of football and F1 (with commentary) and was one of the first bars in the Pattaya area to employ Service Only Girls to ensure the bar is staffed by lovelies at all times. I could even dedicate a full blog to the Service Only Girls (Sogs) in the Atlantic but that's for another day. To a lucky, (and discrete), few it has proven a misnomer and to a number of Sogs it has been a path to fat wallets. Some punters complain that the Atlantic girls are 'stand-offish' but surely a bit of a chase makes the conquest all the more enjoyable. If you just want to 'park it', go to Soi 6.........

When you've had enough of the Atlantic head back out on to Second Road, turn right and walk down to the U Too Bar (opposite the Alcazar car park). U Too Bar is a relative newcomer on the block but has already built up a healthy following amongst residents and tourists. Plenty of pretty girls, four pool tables, big screen projector for sports, (with commentary) and yes, Sogs.

If you visit these three bars you will have seen some of the prettiest girls off the Walking Street. You will have also met a few that haven't yet developed the professional approach of Walking Street girls.

The Atlantic Bar and U Too Bar are also good late night venues when other bars are closing down. Honey Pot closes at 3.00am.

If you are still a sid-solo sad bastard after these three bars then you only have one option left. Walk back out on to Second Road, turn right and head down to Soi 6. If you can't bag in Soi 6 your name must be Gollum. No hold that thought, even Gollum could get laid in Soi 6. Closing time is currently 1.00am sharp.

Note: Photos to follow.............


Sierra Tangos - 24 July 2007

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• Aum Braless - FHM's Sexiest Thai lady (see hotlink to gallery)
  
• Computer link for Immigration & Police to track foreigners
  
• Most people I know would say too long !!!!!!

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