Soi 6

As reported in a number of Pattaya forums, the going rate in Soi 6 is Baht300/- for the room and Baht700/- for the company, (up from Baht500/-). This represents a staggering jump of 40%. I guess it's down to the individual if they want to haggle but to my mind this increase is excessive. Particularly when you consider for another Baht500/- in a massage parlour you get 1.5 hours in an air-conditioned room with a bath and lilo thrown in.......


Sierra Tangos

• According to Phuket Gazette bars in Phuket have been requested to refrain from selling alcohol on Sunday (29/7) and Monday (30/7) in honour of Asarnha Bucha Day and Buddhist Lent Day, respectively. Not clear if Pattaya will be guided accordingly for the 2 day holiday. Bar staff I spoke to last night (Friday) indicated that that they will be heading to a temple rather than loitering with intent
  

• Want to own a Jeepney. Get this classic on eBay

• History of wanton women - Americans not to blame !!!!!

• Sick of flies - try this homemade fly trap
  

• A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish.
  They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St.Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"
  She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."
  St.Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."
  All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"
  The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Judy sticks her ass in it!!"
  

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Short Crawl

One of best short crawls in Pattaya is in the Big C area of Second Road. The crawl starts in the Honey Pot, Soi 2 at 8.00pm when the bar is fully staffed but has no customers/competition. This bar has some excellent Coyotes, air conditioning and little or no hip-hop. Yeaaaaaah. The DJ plays a bit to appease the girls but the Pinoy band plays mostly 1970 - 90s rock/pop.

If you're still sid-solo when the Honey Pot starts filling up with customers around 9.30pm stroll back up to Second Road, turn right and head down to the Atlantic Bar. I could dedicate a full blog to the Atlantic Bar which has been for many years, the leading off strip bar in Pattaya. It has a stable of fine fillies, two pool tables, two large screen projectors to provide first class coverage of football and F1 (with commentary) and was one of the first bars in the Pattaya area to employ Service Only Girls to ensure the bar is staffed by lovelies at all times. I could even dedicate a full blog to the Service Only Girls (Sogs) in the Atlantic but that's for another day. To a lucky, (and discrete), few it has proven a misnomer and to a number of Sogs it has been a path to fat wallets. Some punters complain that the Atlantic girls are 'stand-offish' but surely a bit of a chase makes the conquest all the more enjoyable. If you just want to 'park it', go to Soi 6.........

When you've had enough of the Atlantic head back out on to Second Road, turn right and walk down to the U Too Bar (opposite the Alcazar car park). U Too Bar is a relative newcomer on the block but has already built up a healthy following amongst residents and tourists. Plenty of pretty girls, four pool tables, big screen projector for sports, (with commentary) and yes, Sogs.

If you visit these three bars you will have seen some of the prettiest girls off the Walking Street. You will have also met a few that haven't yet developed the professional approach of Walking Street girls.

The Atlantic Bar and U Too Bar are also good late night venues when other bars are closing down. Honey Pot closes at 3.00am.

If you are still a sid-solo sad bastard after these three bars then you only have one option left. Walk back out on to Second Road, turn right and head down to Soi 6. If you can't bag in Soi 6 your name must be Gollum. No hold that thought, even Gollum could get laid in Soi 6. Closing time is currently 1.00am sharp.

Note: Photos to follow.............


Sierra Tangos - 24 July 2007

• Another Use For WD40 - Don't try this at home
• Amazing Phuket Holiday Deals - Via Asian Sweetheart
• Aum Braless - FHM's Sexiest Thai lady (see hotlink to gallery)
  
• Computer link for Immigration & Police to track foreigners
  
• Most people I know would say too long !!!!!!

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++