Tuesday, 18 September 2012

Royal storm in a bra cup

I thought I'd do the decent thing and ignore the current royal storm in a bra cup but this is just too good to pass up. This photoshopper should be knighted......

Monday, 17 September 2012

Farang ladies doing the no-no by dancing in Go-Gos

I was in Queen's Club over the weekend and a farang lady got up to dance with the girls and it was awesomely embarrassing. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse her husband/partner got up to join her and he started to strip off...... Oh hell, can't believe I'm even thinking about this, it's spoiling my breakfast...... Anyway, I tried to take a photo to share with you but a swat team of staff...Expand this post »

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Lock in on LK Metro

Had a lock-in on LK Metro on Saturday night, Sunday morning.  How can you get a lock-in when the bars are open all night you ask. Well, I was just about to head home around 2.00am when a monsoon style down pour hit Pattaya, it was hammering it down. I was in Champagne at the time and the staff couldn't leave for the same reason. Andy was orchestrating the mayhem and it was bouncing in and out of the bar. I'm hoping for rain the next time I'm in there........

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Friday, 14 September 2012

Thursday, 13 September 2012

The Sun says: We are sorry for our gravest error for Hillsborough

THE Sun’s reporting of the Hillsborough tragedy 23 years ago is without doubt the blackest day in this newspaper’s history.

Rag - Another case of a Murdoch paper acting as a government mouth piece. Shouldn't owners of major media in UK be required to pass a fit and proper persons test or is money all that matters?

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Tuesday, 11 September 2012

Chinese government blasts near naked motor-show booth babes

The Chinese government reprimanded organizers of the Chengdu Motor Show for showing way too much flesh than what’s appropriate for a harmonious society.

Can't see what the problem is.........

Read more at http://bit.ly/TIOIgv and http://bit.ly/Nd5aiR

Wednesday, 5 September 2012

Can 'sleazy' Pattaya change its image? by BBC's fast:track

The BBC were even allowed to shoot inside go-gos. Surprising.

See the full 3.5min vid at BBC fast:track

Monday, 3 September 2012

You can't out-fox a Thai fox

A Falang guy had only been married to his young Thai wife for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to get out on the town with his pals. So, he said to his wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where you go, tilac cha?" asked the wife.
Thinking quickly the husband replied "I'm going to the Irish Rovers, darling. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want beer, d

ak-ling?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him a dozen different kinds of beer - Singha, Chang, Heineken, Lao, Cheers, ...name it she had it!

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lollipop...but at the Rovers...you know...they have frozen beer mugs!” He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "Frozen glass, tilac?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Irish they have those little snacks that are really delicious. You know pork pies, black pudding, chip butties, Scotch eggs and tripe and onions.... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise.
OK?" "You want snacks, honey?" She opened the oven and took out five dishes: chicken wings, cow pat, noodles, boiled prawns and chopped chicken.

"But my sweet honey... at the Irish... you know...there is swearing, and dirty words and all that..." "Agh, you want dirty words, tilac? "LISTEN YOU FAT OLD FALANG, DRINK YOUR F*****G BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR F*****G SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU HAVE GOOD LADY NOW, NO F**K AROUND ANYMORE! YOU BE CAREFUL, YOU DON'T WANNA GET MAU AND FALL OFF BALCONY....!!!!!!!!!!!!

The moral of the story - your Thai wife may never have ben to school but you and your degree will never out-fox her.......

* Private Dancer by Stephen Leather - well worth a read.

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