Tuesday, 18 December 2012

New 'drink' in Pattaya Bars

Just 1min 29secs of your time to have a laugh.....

Monday, 17 December 2012

If the world survives on Friday why not celebrate in Showgirls, (LK Metro. Pattaya), new 2nd Floor LAP Dancing Bar. The first 25 to book a lap dance get a free drink but don't rush, I've pre-booked all 25 for me and One-Shirt....... cough, cough.... 

Not clear what the Laps will be wearing......... suggest you wear dark clothes.........

Sunday, 9 December 2012

Inflation hits Pattaya Walking Street

I heard last night that a new OFF Walking Street Go-Go is paying it's dancers Bt1,400 minimum a night. That's correct, just under $50 a night. Some of the girls are on Bt2,000. Consequently, stars from other bars are being drawn there to work. Of course, these costs are passed on to the punter in the form of Bt1,500 and up bar fines.

There are still plenty around who will pay this but I suspect there will be just as many who take their business elsewhere, maybe even swerve the Go-Gos in favour of places like Marine and Insomnia.

The real winners are the girls who can make a decent living without having to put their legs in the air..... That's assuming they don't have to make monthly quotas to keep their $$$$ jobs....

Friday, 7 December 2012

Bangkok Motor Expo 2012 'Pretties'

Great album of beautiful Thai ladies......

Baccara 3rd Anniversary Party, Monday 17th December

Photo: This Monday 17 December, the gogo of all the superlatives will celebrate its 3rd Anniversary : Baccara A GoGo Pattaya. Join us in the most impressive gogo bar of Pattaya with 2 floors and 100's of girls under one roof. We open from 20h00 so don't be late to find a seat and discover the biggest line-up of Pattaya ! Come and party with the Best ! <a href=http://www.facebook.com/events/120382661458253
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This Monday 17 December, the gogo of all the superlatives will celebrate its 3rd Anniversary : Baccara A GoGo, Pattaya.
Join us in the most impressive gogo bar of Pattaya with 2 floors and 100's of girls under one roof. We open from 20h00 so don't be late to find a seat and discover the biggest line-up of Pattaya !
Come and party with the Best !

Beautiful Asian lady

Beautiful Asian lady

Thursday, 6 December 2012

Mega Mall, Bagna, Bangkok

With Christmas just 3 weeks away, I thought I'd see if I could find any gifts to myself, (from Santa), at the new Mega Mall mall on Sukhumvit at Bang Na. Everybody say 'arghh, billy-no-mates, sad bastard'. 

I drove on to Road 7 in Pattaya at 8.40am this morning and drove in to the car park at the Mega Mall just 1hr 5mins later, a distance of 112kms. All driving done within the speed limit, (mathmeticians need not comment). All the various shops open at 10.00am so I had the pleasure of picking my spot in the biggest car park I've ever seen. 

Although you can't tell from my photos, the Mall is not only home to a host of popular shop brands but also Ikea, Robinson, Big C, and Homepro stores. It's a one-stop shop for a do-it-yourself nut who likes to cook and wants to buy a pair of overalls. I went home..... no, hang on. The Mall is on 2 floors only so instead of the escalators doing the walking, you have to do it. Jeez, my feet were killing me when I'd finished. The mistake I made was getting stuck in the Ikea maze. I bought some clothes pegs and must have walked 2 effing miles to find the check-out. Nobody better touch them pegs....... I shopped, wandered and ate for about 6 hours and then found that leaving wasn't as easy as arriving. Half of Bangkok seemed to be exiting the car park around 4.00pm so the queues were painful. On top of that I had to drive 4kms further towards Bangkok to find a U-Turn for Chonburi. 

The Mega Mall is a shoppers delight but I would only go again if I wanted the mall and something from the connected stores. I don't think I'd go it again just for the mall. I'm sure ladies would as I recognised a number of UK and HK ladies fashion brands that I can't recall seeing in any of Central's malls, not that I was looking........ The best find for me was a Mrs Field's Cookies outlet. It brought back happy memories for me of getting them as a gift from a Thai girl in Wanchai, HK, some years back. Don't know what she wanted...... Happy days.......

Tuesday, 4 December 2012

Pattaya on the map


I was driving south on Sukhumvit yesterday between north Pattaya and central Pattaya roads when an odd looking car with a camera on top started following me. Don't panic I thought. I checked my speed, dumped my marijuana stash and chilled. It was only when the car pulled alongside that I realised it was the Google Street Car. Feck me Google, I crapped myself. Anyway, if you check out the Google Street view for Pattaya and the car shown in the picture is throwing rubbish out the window, just ignore it..........
I was out on the roads early today and saw the Google Street car again but heading north this time. Looks like Pattaya is finally on the map......

Saturday, 1 December 2012

Pattaya bar games

This made me laugh....  There's a couple of bar girls I know that I would like to play this with....... using metal spoons...... or even pans.......

Tuesday, 27 November 2012

Monday, 26 November 2012

Asia's top hangover cures

Thai spicy noodle soup plus others.

Click on CNN Travel for the full list.

Beautiful Thai lady

I'd like to wake up to you..... didn't somebody sing that? If not, they should have......


Friday, 23 November 2012

Camping in Thailand

Never really enjoyed camping but I think I could grow to like it in Thailand........


Thai hospital fees

If Bangkok-Pattaya Hospital had staff like this I might consider their extortionate fees..... might......


SeatGuru - A great iPhone/Android app for frequent flyers.

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Ultimate seat planner.Apple: App Store (free)

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Many flight booking apps may find you the cheapest tickets but not many provide enough crucial information -- from seat pitch to the proximity to the toilet to the likeliness to be bumped -- especially for long-haul fliers.

The new SeatGuru app developed by TripAdvisor has those details covered.

It not only allows flight search but also features the website's signature color-coded seating plan -- green is a good seat and red is bad. When clicked, a pop-up box provides seating advice and amenity information.

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Tuesday, 20 November 2012

Dreams are made of this

Thanksgiving 2012 All You Can Eat Turkey Buffet at Tequila Reef Restaurant Soi 7, Pattaya

Thankgiving Turkey Buffet in Pattaya 2012 featuring an all you can eat traditional American Turkey Ham buffet with all the trimmings including mashed potatoes gradmas gravy ambrosia salad and much more via tequilareefpattaya.com

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Saturday, 27 October 2012

Pattaya Rag Facebook Girls - Oct 12

Pattaya traffic jams to increase

The traffic last Bank Holiday weekend was as bad as I've seen it in Pattaya and that includes high seasons. Sukhumvit, 2nd Road, 3rd Road and the roads in between were almost grid locked. Thank 'B' for rat runs.

Yesterday afternoon, traffic was queuing from the exit of '7' on Sukhumvit to the Siam Country Club traffic lights. Could be a sign we are in for another busy weekend, particularly as it's the Eid holiday in the Muslim world. Many mongers will no doubt jump flights for a week or two in Thailand.

What do we have to look forward to. Well, City Hall announced some time ago that work would start in October 12 on a tunnel at the intersection of Pattaya Central and Sukhumvit to ease traffic flow on Sukhumvit. If they go ahead, it will be chaos for the 2 years it takes to complete. OMB.....

This week's Pattaya Rag Facebook girls

Tuesday, 18 September 2012

Royal storm in a bra cup

I thought I'd do the decent thing and ignore the current royal storm in a bra cup but this is just too good to pass up. This photoshopper should be knighted......

Monday, 17 September 2012

Farang ladies doing the no-no by dancing in Go-Gos

I was in Queen's Club over the weekend and a farang lady got up to dance with the girls and it was awesomely embarrassing. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse her husband/partner got up to join her and he started to strip off...... Oh hell, can't believe I'm even thinking about this, it's spoiling my breakfast...... Anyway, I tried to take a photo to share with you but a swat team of staff...Expand this post »

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Lock in on LK Metro

Had a lock-in on LK Metro on Saturday night, Sunday morning.  How can you get a lock-in when the bars are open all night you ask. Well, I was just about to head home around 2.00am when a monsoon style down pour hit Pattaya, it was hammering it down. I was in Champagne at the time and the staff couldn't leave for the same reason. Andy was orchestrating the mayhem and it was bouncing in and out of the bar. I'm hoping for rain the next time I'm in there........

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Friday, 14 September 2012

Thursday, 13 September 2012

The Sun says: We are sorry for our gravest error for Hillsborough

THE Sun’s reporting of the Hillsborough tragedy 23 years ago is without doubt the blackest day in this newspaper’s history.

Rag - Another case of a Murdoch paper acting as a government mouth piece. Shouldn't owners of major media in UK be required to pass a fit and proper persons test or is money all that matters?

The Sun says: We are sorry for our gravest error | The Sun |News|Sun Says:

Tuesday, 11 September 2012

Chinese government blasts near naked motor-show booth babes

The Chinese government reprimanded organizers of the Chengdu Motor Show for showing way too much flesh than what’s appropriate for a harmonious society.

Can't see what the problem is.........

Read more at http://bit.ly/TIOIgv and http://bit.ly/Nd5aiR

Wednesday, 5 September 2012

Can 'sleazy' Pattaya change its image? by BBC's fast:track

The BBC were even allowed to shoot inside go-gos. Surprising.

See the full 3.5min vid at BBC fast:track

Monday, 3 September 2012

You can't out-fox a Thai fox

A Falang guy had only been married to his young Thai wife for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to get out on the town with his pals. So, he said to his wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where you go, tilac cha?" asked the wife.
Thinking quickly the husband replied "I'm going to the Irish Rovers, darling. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want beer, d

ak-ling?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him a dozen different kinds of beer - Singha, Chang, Heineken, Lao, Cheers, ...name it she had it!

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lollipop...but at the Rovers...you know...they have frozen beer mugs!” He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "Frozen glass, tilac?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Irish they have those little snacks that are really delicious. You know pork pies, black pudding, chip butties, Scotch eggs and tripe and onions.... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise.
OK?" "You want snacks, honey?" She opened the oven and took out five dishes: chicken wings, cow pat, noodles, boiled prawns and chopped chicken.

"But my sweet honey... at the Irish... you know...there is swearing, and dirty words and all that..." "Agh, you want dirty words, tilac? "LISTEN YOU FAT OLD FALANG, DRINK YOUR F*****G BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR F*****G SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU HAVE GOOD LADY NOW, NO F**K AROUND ANYMORE! YOU BE CAREFUL, YOU DON'T WANNA GET MAU AND FALL OFF BALCONY....!!!!!!!!!!!!

The moral of the story - your Thai wife may never have ben to school but you and your degree will never out-fox her.......

* Private Dancer by Stephen Leather - well worth a read.

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Wednesday, 15 August 2012

Asian women before and after surgery

Take a close look at the woman in your life. Who are you really sleeping with tonight?

Extreme make over

Less extreme.....

My drinking mate One Shirt looks a bit like the women 3rd from top, on the left. I bet he'll consider at least buying another shirt..........
via Red Flava

Monday, 13 August 2012

Sunday, 12 August 2012

Florentino v Murata in 75kg gold medal Olympic final

I thought the Brazilian Florentino battered Murata in the 2nd and 3rd rounds but he loses the fight. Who do you think won the fight?

Thai Kaew wins the Light Fly silver medal.

Friday, 10 August 2012

Buffalo Bar 15th Anniversary Party - 17th AUgust

Pattaya Rag Facebook Girls - August 2012

Wednesday, 8 August 2012

Kangaroo Condoms - for the gland downunder

A box of unofficial Kangaroo Condoms found in the Olympic Village leads to probe.........

Read the full story at the Mirror website.

X marks the spot.........

Tuesday, 7 August 2012

Stunning photo of Usain Bolt winning 100m gold

Go to the Henry Stuart - Getty Image site to see the original, zoom-able photo. Bet he didn't take it with an iPad.....

Sunday, 5 August 2012

Great Britain's Finest Olympic Hour

Farah, Ennis and Rutherford give GB athletics its greatest hour.

Mo Farah, Jessica Ennis, and Greg Rutherford
The greatest single hour, the best night, unarguably, in the long history of British athletics. The best day in British sport? It sounds like hyperbole, so apply what logic you have left.
Saturday's medal count, taken just on its own, would constitute Great Britain's ninth most successful Olympic Games tally in 118 years of competition.
via BBC Sport    Image from The Guardian

Thursday, 2 August 2012

Not the Pattaya Motor Show.....

Lee Eun Hye - Seoul Auto Salon 2012

Wednesday, 1 August 2012

Women With a Mission Golf Tournament - Phoenix Golf Club, Pattaya

The fourth ‘Women With a Mission Charity Golf Tournament’, supported by AustChamThailand, will be held on Friday October 19 at Phoenix Golf Club, Pattaya. There will be a shotgun start at noon (registration from 11am – 11:45am).
Entry fees are 14,000B per team of four, or 3,500B per player, which can be male or female. This includes green fee, caddy fee, goody bag, tournament golf shirt and  admission to AustCham’s ESB Sundowners.  Cart and tip are not included.

Charity Golf Tournament

via Upcoming Events | Women With a Mission:

Beautiful Asian Lady

via SanookKrub สนุกครับ - เรื่องสนุกๆ สำหรับผู้ชาย

Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds - Bangkok, Sept 20th

Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds:

Tuesday, 31 July 2012

Beautiful Thai skin......

Bus service between Don Mueang and Suvarnabhumi launched

BMTA has about 15 buses for the service which operates daily during 4am-10pm. The estimated travel time is 90 minutes, excluding waiting time for the bus which might be 15-30 minutes depending on traffic.
Unfortunately, the bus isn't designed for passengers with large luggage. BMTA operates the service with a normal yellow air-conditioned bus. It plans to increase the number of buses to 20 within the next 30 days.

via Bangkok Post

Beautiful Asian Lady

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Girls of the Cavern, Walking Street, Pattaya

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Pattaya Boxing World - August 1st

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‘Miracle' Bust Enhancer Cream ‘Boosts Breast Size'

GIRLS - Increase your boobs one cup size with a cream. As I've saved you all the expense and health risks of having implants, I should be the first to check out out the results. Only fair I reckon.

Don't try this at home but I've been told that guys can rub the cream on their meat and 2 veg and they will be able to do 100m in Olympic record time........ Your eyes might water a bit too.....


Read more at the Huffington Post, UK