Tuesday 18 December 2012

New 'drink' in Pattaya Bars

Just 1min 29secs of your time to have a laugh.....


Monday 17 December 2012

If the world survives on Friday why not celebrate in Showgirls, (LK Metro. Pattaya), new 2nd Floor LAP Dancing Bar. The first 25 to book a lap dance get a free drink but don't rush, I've pre-booked all 25 for me and One-Shirt....... cough, cough.... 


Not clear what the Laps will be wearing......... suggest you wear dark clothes.........

Sunday 9 December 2012

Inflation hits Pattaya Walking Street


I heard last night that a new OFF Walking Street Go-Go is paying it's dancers Bt1,400 minimum a night. That's correct, just under $50 a night. Some of the girls are on Bt2,000. Consequently, stars from other bars are being drawn there to work. Of course, these costs are passed on to the punter in the form of Bt1,500 and up bar fines.



There are still plenty around who will pay this but I suspect there will be just as many who take their business elsewhere, maybe even swerve the Go-Gos in favour of places like Marine and Insomnia.

The real winners are the girls who can make a decent living without having to put their legs in the air..... That's assuming they don't have to make monthly quotas to keep their $$$$ jobs....

Friday 7 December 2012

Bangkok Motor Expo 2012 'Pretties'

Great album of beautiful Thai ladies......





Baccara 3rd Anniversary Party, Monday 17th December

Photo: This Monday 17 December, the gogo of all the superlatives will celebrate its 3rd Anniversary : Baccara A GoGo Pattaya. Join us in the most impressive gogo bar of Pattaya with 2 floors and 100's of girls under one roof. We open from 20h00 so don't be late to find a seat and discover the biggest line-up of Pattaya ! Come and party with the Best ! <a href=http://www.facebook.com/events/120382661458253
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This Monday 17 December, the gogo of all the superlatives will celebrate its 3rd Anniversary : Baccara A GoGo, Pattaya.
Join us in the most impressive gogo bar of Pattaya with 2 floors and 100's of girls under one roof. We open from 20h00 so don't be late to find a seat and discover the biggest line-up of Pattaya !
Come and party with the Best !


Beautiful Asian lady

Beautiful Asian lady

Thursday 6 December 2012

Mega Mall, Bagna, Bangkok

With Christmas just 3 weeks away, I thought I'd see if I could find any gifts to myself, (from Santa), at the new Mega Mall mall on Sukhumvit at Bang Na. Everybody say 'arghh, billy-no-mates, sad bastard'. 




I drove on to Road 7 in Pattaya at 8.40am this morning and drove in to the car park at the Mega Mall just 1hr 5mins later, a distance of 112kms. All driving done within the speed limit, (mathmeticians need not comment). All the various shops open at 10.00am so I had the pleasure of picking my spot in the biggest car park I've ever seen. 





Although you can't tell from my photos, the Mall is not only home to a host of popular shop brands but also Ikea, Robinson, Big C, and Homepro stores. It's a one-stop shop for a do-it-yourself nut who likes to cook and wants to buy a pair of overalls. I went home..... no, hang on. The Mall is on 2 floors only so instead of the escalators doing the walking, you have to do it. Jeez, my feet were killing me when I'd finished. The mistake I made was getting stuck in the Ikea maze. I bought some clothes pegs and must have walked 2 effing miles to find the check-out. Nobody better touch them pegs....... I shopped, wandered and ate for about 6 hours and then found that leaving wasn't as easy as arriving. Half of Bangkok seemed to be exiting the car park around 4.00pm so the queues were painful. On top of that I had to drive 4kms further towards Bangkok to find a U-Turn for Chonburi. 




The Mega Mall is a shoppers delight but I would only go again if I wanted the mall and something from the connected stores. I don't think I'd go it again just for the mall. I'm sure ladies would as I recognised a number of UK and HK ladies fashion brands that I can't recall seeing in any of Central's malls, not that I was looking........ The best find for me was a Mrs Field's Cookies outlet. It brought back happy memories for me of getting them as a gift from a Thai girl in Wanchai, HK, some years back. Don't know what she wanted...... Happy days.......

Tuesday 4 December 2012

Pattaya on the map

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I was driving south on Sukhumvit yesterday between north Pattaya and central Pattaya roads when an odd looking car with a camera on top started following me. Don't panic I thought. I checked my speed, dumped my marijuana stash and chilled. It was only when the car pulled alongside that I realised it was the Google Street Car. Feck me Google, I crapped myself. Anyway, if you check out the Google Street view for Pattaya and the car shown in the picture is throwing rubbish out the window, just ignore it..........
I was out on the roads early today and saw the Google Street car again but heading north this time. Looks like Pattaya is finally on the map......

Saturday 1 December 2012

Pattaya bar games

This made me laugh....  There's a couple of bar girls I know that I would like to play this with....... using metal spoons...... or even pans.......