Wednesday, 30 April 2008


  • The U.S. Embassy issued the following news release - Thailand, Singapore, Japan, Indonesia, and the United States today announced their participation in the Cobra Gold exercise to be held in Thailand from May 8-21, 2008.

They're running an original promotion to get the place started. Freelancers will be bused in in groups between 3.00pm - 5.00pm and 9.00pm - 11.00pm for free food. To tempt you mongers along to check out the girls, drinks will be Bt30 only between these times. No catch, Bt30 is for soft drinks, draft/bottled beers and spirits. If you are tempted to buy a girl a drink, that will also set you back Bt30. It's a steal, it's a deal, it's the sale of the effing century....

  • Raimon Land Top of the Gulf (TOG) Regatta which will be held from May 1-5 off the Ocean Marina Yacht Club. More than 200 craft are expected to take part in the event with some of the world's top-class sailors converging on the Ocean Marina.

  • 70% of Thai women cannot achieve orgasm - (Ed. They've all stayed in the Metropole at one time of another!) A recent global sex survey found that 70 per cent of Thai women cannot achieve orgasm. Others reach orgasm through masturbation or having sex with another woman, while 79 per cent of Thai men climax during sex, according to research by condom manufacturer Durex.

    The survey was conducted in 26 countries and questioned 26,000 respondents about their sexual behaviour and attitudes. It revealed that 54 per cent of Thai couples cannot reach orgasm, while Italians, Spanish, Mexicans and South Africans are the most likely to climax almost every time, at 66 per cent. Only 24 per cent of Chinese couples achieve orgasm and the Japanese recorded 27 per cent. [via The Nation]

  • Why is it every nut has a link to Pattaya - Police are going through past court papers in a bid to confirm the allegations. They are also looking into reports that Fritzl took several "men's vacations" in Thailand with friends in the 1990s. As his daughter and their kids languished in their dungeon, he enjoyed the beach and shopping in markets at Pattaya - well known for its sex tourist trade. [via DailyRecord]

    • Brazilian football star Ronaldo has been caught up in a sex scandal with three cross-dressing prostitutes. Does he dribble before he shoots for the brown g'hole I wonder?

    • Any Grand Theft Auto fans out there? If there are, you already know Grand Theft Auto 4

      (GTA) launched at midnight last night and you probably already have your hands on a copy of the game. The game is receiving rave reviews and for the first time, it has been launched for two platforms at the same time, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360.


    • A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and a hysterectomy, but she had also castrated her husband, circumcised her lover, taken two fingers off a casual acquaintance, and given a vicar a hair lip. And, there were still 5 shaves left!

    • 'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea.

      It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft!

    Tech Stuff

    • Grisoft rolls out 2008 version of AVG Anti-Virus

    For the past five years, I have been using AVG from Grisoft and I have always been amazed at how great it is. The other day, they rolled out their 2008 free version and it blew my socks right off.

    To give you an indication right off the bat of how good it is, a friend of mine has Norton Anti-Virus (for which he pays for) and it failed to detect a virus. On my recommendation, he downloaded AVG Anti-Virus 2008 - and it detected the virus immediately. My friend is now so disgusted with Norton that he has uninstalled it from his computer and he can’t stop raving about AVG 2008.


    AVG does everything that a virus checker normally does - real time virus checking to begin with. When a virus enters your computer, AVG immediately flashes a warning sign on your screen with the location of the virus and it asks you what you want it to do. Obviously you want the virus moved immediately to the secure virus vault and once you make that choice, AVG moves away to do it and you can then continue with what you were doing before *cough* looking at naughty websites *cough*.

    Secondly, AVG also scans your incoming and outgoing emails if you download your emails to an offline client such as Microsoft Outlook or Mozilla Thunderbird. It quarantines and zaps suspicious attachments, especially if it has a file type “exe”. [via MakeUseOf]

    • 5 Firefox extensions to manage your bookmarks

    If you browse the Internet on a regular basis (and which Make Use Of reader doesn’t?), it doesn’t take long to stack up a big list of website URL’s that you will want to check up on later. The default bookmarking feature in the Firefox browser only takes you so far, so let’s take a look at some ways to better organize your growing bookmark collection, whether it’s synchronizing with another computer or just accessing the links a little bit easier.

    1. Foxmarks : The Add-on Multiple Computer Users Can’t Live Without

    Foxmarks LogoDo you have multiple computers or multiple operating systems that use Firefox? If so, you need Foxmarks, a Firefox add-on that automatically synchronizes your bookmarks between multiple computers. It also allows you to access your bookmarks online. This is particularly useful if you often find yourself using public computers where you do not have administrative privileges to install anything. Foxmarks synchronizes your bookmarks by storing them on a remote server. With Foxmarks you no longer have to worry about backing up your bookmarks when reformatting or changing computers. If you are worried about security, there is an option to turn on encryption.

    2. Speed Dial : See Thumbnail Views of Multiple Websites On One Page

    Speed Dial Logo Do you have a favorite set of websites you check daily? Would you like to be able to see thumbnails of them at the same time? Want to access frequently visited sites using ‘Ctrl+1/2/3/4…’ shortcuts? Speed Dial does just that. You can specify how many thumbnails it should show, organize thumbnails into multiple groups (sort of like tabs) and choose whether you want a thumbnail to be opened in new a tab or window.

    Speed Dial is full of options that allow you to customize each thumbnail to your specifications. It even lets you set how often the thumbnail reloads. Speed Dial also provides an import/export feature which allows you to easily setup Speed Dial on multiple computers.

    Speed Dial Firefox Extension

    3. Delicious Bookmarks : Integrate Account into Firefox Are you a user? This add-on is not the standard button that every member already has. This add-on gives easier access to your bookmarks by integrating them directly into Firefox. You can easily add your existing Firefox bookmarks to and keep all of your bookmarks organized with tags. Also allows you to search your tags from within Firefox.

    Integrate into Firefox

    4. GMarks: Integrate Google Bookmarks into Firefox

    GMarksAre you an avid Google user? GMarks integrates your Google bookmarks right into the Firefox browser. GMarks allows easy migration to and from Google Bookmarks. Gmarks is completely separate from your existing Firefox bookmarks and does not remove or hide them.

    5. Smart Bookmarks Bar: Helps Save Space On Your Bookmarks Tool Bar

    Smart Bookmarks BarIs your bookmarks toolbar overcrowded? Smart Bookmarks Bar is an add-on that helps ease the clutter by reducing the space each bookmark takes up on the bar. It does this by only showing the icon for each website. If a website does not have a specific icon, you can set one using the Favicon Picker 2 add-on. By default, when you hover your mouse over an icon, the name of that bookmark is shown. There is also a preference that allows you to auto hide the tool bar allowing for even more browser space. [via MakeUseOf]

    • 10 Exceptional super yachts up for grabs - No 6 would just suit me for trips round the bay..

    Tuesday, 29 April 2008

    Top Tottie

    Eva in NUTS April 2008


    Carmen Reyes at Sherm's Shack



    • The Chonburi Travel Fair 2008 is being held at Central Festival Centre in North Pattaya from today until May 5

    • It's the World Tattoo Arts Festival & Exhibition in Pattaya from May 16-18.

    • The Pattaya Beer Garden, a home for stray freelancers, opened today behind the Siren Beer Bar complex

    • Thursday, May 1 is the Labour Day holiday so expect to pay weekend rates for your round of golf. It could have been a busy weekend in Pattaya with Bangkokians taking a 4 day break (Thu - Sun) but I suspect the 24 hour booze ban from 6.00pm Saturday will put them off. Another opportunity missed.

    • I completed my Windows XP SP 3 installation in 1.5 hours without a single glitch and everything has been running just fine for the last 12 hours. I think I can stop holding my breath now. Can't see any obvious differences of a cosmetic nature but will no doubt find a thing or two when I dive under the hood.

    • Is nothing sacred. In a twist on the recent string of sex tapes of Hollywood's young stars, Vivid Entertainment plans to release what it says is a film from the vaults of classic rock: a sex film supposedly of Jimi Hendrix. (Ed. Could this be Weekend At Jimi's). [via HuffPo]

    • Shell's profits soar 25% as a result of record oil prices. It's good to know there's an up side to the high pump prices!!!

    How to convert video formats easily


    YouConvertIt is the complete online conversion suite.  It converts audio, video, images and documents into an array of formats.  It even throws in unit measurement conversion to round it up.  It terms of features it is pretty much complete, and the clean user interface makes it a joy to use.  [via Friedbeef's Tech]


    Monday, 28 April 2008

    More On Windows XP Service Pack 3

    I take back everything I said about TOT. The 316MB download took 1hour 15mins to complete but failed at 99% because of a problem with the server not TOT. Arghhhhh. Maybe those clever people at Microsoft know it's not yet April 29th.

    Official Windows XP Service Pack 3 Download Links

    gHack's have posted download links on their site for Windows XP Service Pack 3 which is scheduled for release to the public tomorrow, April 29th.

    If you are keen to get XP SP 3 then jump the gun and download it now before the servers get overloaded on 29th.

    I've just started downloading the 316mb upgrade and the speed is not bad on my Thai TOT narrowband link. I'm getting about 28kb/s.  Just 3 hours to go...... Just enough time for a run to the Buffalo Bar for a quickie.


    It's Been A While........

    Slow restart... Don't want to overload any essential muscles.......

    I want to try posting often and small rather than the all in one daily post I was doing in the past. Often and small works for my sex life so I'm hoping it works for my blog too!!!

    Things may look a bit untidy for the next few days until I get the hang of it. Patience could be required...


    • How to give your right mouse button super powers

    Press right-click inside windows and you open up a typical context menu which looks something like this…


    Install’s FileMenuTools (free or course) and your menu will look something like this…


    More than just shortcuts, this neat piece of freeware has some really powerful functions built in.  Here are a few of my favourite features:

      1. Advanced file renaming - allows you to bulk rename files, add file sequencing, append text to filenames
      2. Advanced file deleting - where you get to quickly filter and delete files which match a certain naming criteria
      3. Synchronize folders - to ensure that two directories are in constant sync
      4. Enhanced visualization of size of folders - where on top of the size of the folder you get a quick chart showing you how your space is allocated
      5. Shred files - delete your confidential files permanently and make them irretrievable

    …and the list goes on an on.  Give it a try and your right mouse button will never feel the same again. [via Friedbeef's tech]


    • Tweak Windows with Tweaknow WinSecret Professional 

    TweakNow WinSecret Professional is a Windows tweaker that is free for personal use. You could say oh no, not another tweaker and I partially think you are right. There is definitely no shortage when it comes to programs that tweak Windows settings. This one however comes with a nice clean interface and auto backups that allow you to revert all changes with two clicks.

    Eleven categories are available after starting TweakNow WinSecret Professional ranging from User Accounts to Windows Core and Control Panel. Each category opens up in a new window that uses tabs to further categorize the tweaks. Windows Core for instance offers the following five tabs: Windows XP Prefetch, Windows Time Out, Cache, Misc and Security.

    It takes a while to click through all categories and tabs but it’s well worth it in my opinion. Some of the features that not every Windows tweaker offers are the option to relocate the special folders, manage desktop icons, hiding drive icons and changing user passwords right from the application.

    winsecret professional

    TweakNow WinSecret Professional [via Shell Extension City] is compatible to 32-bit and 64-bit editions of Windows XP and Windows Vista and currently in Beta. [via gHacks]


    • 100 Best real Boobs in ZOO



    • Amii Grove in ZOO


    • A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before making passionate love, the wife tells the husband,

    "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin."

    The husband being shocked, replied,

    "How's this possible? You've been married three times before."

    The wife responds,

    "Well, my first husband was a gynaecologists and all he wanted to do was look at it.

    My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it.

    Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was.

    ..oh, do I miss him!" 




    Tuesday, 1 April 2008

    Draconian Flickr - Thanks For Everything

    Thank you for contacting Flickr Customer Care.
    Flickr account "23780145@N02" was deleted by Flickr staff
    for violating our Terms of Service and Community
    Flickr reserves the right to terminate your account without
    warning at any time.


    The question is would it have hurt them to give me a warning so I could put my house in order rather than taking the extreme action of deleting my Flickr account and all the underlying image links to my blog. 

    I don't think my offence was adult content, it was possibly that I had forgotten to flag my images as 'adult' to keep them out of reach of prying minors. I say possibly cause I'm not entirely sure what my offence was. As I mentioned in my last post I have set up a new Flickr account for new posts but the danger is I will make the same mistake again.

    If you are a serious blogger then using hosted services like Google Blogger and Flickr is fraught with peril. Your are never in control of your own destiny and can be shut down at any time by some minion at the other side of the world because his values aren't your values. Some months ago, Google shut down my Picasa account because of the adult content yet the same Google support a Met-Art Google gadget which I ran on my blog for a while and which shows full frontal nudity. Open heart surgery and all. Go figure.

    The bottom line is I'm feeling pretty pissed off right now and not in the mood for blogging. I'll leave you with a few girls and a couple or three jokes and get back to you in a few days when some lovely has blown my pipes and got my blogging juices flowing again.


    Sierra Tangos










    • A trucker goes into the truck stop restaurant and orders a bowl of chicken noodle soup. After eating a little bit of it he finds a hair in it. He starts yelling and cussing, then storms out of there. The waitress follows him across the street to the whorehouse. She tells the Madam to watch the son-of-a-bitch because he stiffed her on the tab and tip. So the Madam goes into his room, and there he is with his head buried between the prostitute's legs. "LOOK AT YOU!" she screams. "You wouldn't pay for that bowl of soup because of one lousy hair and now you got whole mouth full of em!" He slowly pulls his head out from between the girls legs and says, "Yeah, and I'll tell you something else. If I find a noodle in here I ain't payin' for this som' bitch neither!" 


    • After nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple were lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't done in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.

    He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

    As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'Honey that was wonderful, why did you stop?'

    'I found the remote,' he mumbled.


    • A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

    For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.

    However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.


    • Pattaya Rag's nought but a spit in the ocean but I have to say that I'm chuffed to have got it up to 11,000 page hits a month. My idea was to stop blogging when the hits stalled but they just keep growing. Some people need to get a life...... Maybe I'm one of them......