Sunday, 31 January 2010

For Mac Heads

If you haven't seen the movie 2001 A Space Odyssey then you won't get the joke.

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TTTT - Pei Easy on the Eye

Saturday, 30 January 2010

Organised Crime

A joke that's actually close to the truth.....

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Bangkok Jazz Festival 2010


Adding to the rich Bangkok jazz scene and endless string of festivals, CentralWorld is adding its own contribution this year.

From March 9-14, the sounds of international jazz musicians will reverberate through CentralWorld Square in the evenings.

There will be performances from Rodney Holmes, Steve Weingart, Robben Ford, Randy Brecker and many others.

- Tickets are on sale from February 1 at Thai Ticket Major.

- Location: CentralWorld, 99/99 Rama 1 Road, Patumwan 

- Phone: +66 (0) 2262 3456

Artist line up and ticket details.

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The Go Gibbon Experience

The Go Gibbon Experience is a new kind of adventure tour. Imagine the “Ultimate Jungle Gym” where you can zip, fly, climb, crawl, and swing your way through an amazing, actual jungle play-ground! It’s a great activity for the whole family or group. Situated close to Bangkok and Pattaya , Go Gibbon is brought to you by Thailand's premier Zip Line Tour, Flight of the Gibbon

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You glide effortlessly on a secure heavy-duty zip-line from platform to platform. It’s pure, accelerating fun – with a “thrill factor” that can’t be matched anywhere on the planet. Flight of the Gibbon originated in the mountains of Chiang Mai, and still operates a highly successful, innovated zip line tour at that location. Due to demand and the success in Chiang Mai, they opened up a new zip line tour site in Chonburi, just outside of Bangkok and Pattaya last year. The new site has proven just as popular.

In addition to the Flight of the Gibbon Zip Line Tour, and unique to the Chonburi site, a completely new concept in jungle adventure, the Go Gibbon Experience is now available to the public. It opened on October 5th, 2009 - and increasly becomes a “go to” destination for jungle exploration with a huge amount of fun included.

Suspended bridges, Spider Nets, Tarzan Jumps, Flying-Fox, Flying Swings, and much more will deliver an educational, super-fun get-away. Better yet, Go Gibbon Experience has 65 exhilarating challenges available for all skill levels and ages. Visitors can pick the ones that fit their physical limits, endurance and sense of comfort.

For more information on all Flight of the Gibbon Zip Line Tours , visit our website, or download the Flight of the Gibbon Magazine here .


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Reminder - Cobra Gold Starts Feb 1

With Cobra Gold being held in Sattahip this year, Pattaya should get a boost from having so many servicemen and women on it's doorstep.

Not sure if it's based on rank but some seem to stay in hotels around town and some seem to do a Cinderella and jump on a coach before midnight. Either way they should be spending money. Bring it on.

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Tuesday, 26 January 2010

Arisa, a Facebook Friend

For all you guys stuck in the snow, I hope these photos of the beautiful Arisa and her gang warm you up just a little bit.

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The Confessional

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

The priest replies: "Get out. You're on my side."


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Time for Top Thai Tottie (TTTT)

TTTT should be pronounced "tittee".

Jutima Saengram, based in Essex... Say what!

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Monday, 25 January 2010

Aussie Sex Survey

Tickets On Sale For Café Murder

Pattaya Players (Home of Pattaya's Professional Amateurs) invite you to yet another fast-paced, interactive murder mystery dinner production entitled Café Murder at Le Café Royale in South Pattaya on Saturday, February 20th and Sunday, Februrary 21st.

Much like Pattaya Players previous murder mysteries,  Café Murder is played strictly for laughs. Audience members are encouraged to dress fancily and interact with the guests and players as the plot unfolds around them.  Though audience members are encouraged to "get in character" and join in on the fun -- they may also choose to just sit back and enjoy the show.

The show runs only two nights and tickets must be purchased in advance as seating is limited. To purchase tickets either stop by the restaurant or email us at pattayaplayers@gmail.com .  The doors will open at 6:30 PM. The cost for an entire evening of an "all you can eat buffet," entertainment and murder is just 1,000 Baht per person.

The buffet for the evening will be as follows...
Cream of Mushroom Soup

Mixed Salad

Beetroot Salad

Potato Salad
Shrimp Cocktail
Dauphinoise Potatoes

Fresh Seasonal Vegetables

Roast Leg of Lamb

Roast Pork Loin

More information can be found at www.pattayaplayers.org .

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Sunday, 24 January 2010

Punchline Comedy Club- Feb 11

The Punchline Comedy Club at Henry J Beans, Amari Orchid Resort, Pattaya Beach Road on 11 February @ 8PM

via Robert Watson and Mix 88.5 FM

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Having a Quickie !!

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.

'An ambulance just drove by!'

'Looks like the Anderson's have company,' he called out.

'Matt's riding a new bike!'

'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'

'Jason is on his skate board!

After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are shagging!!'

Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!

Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know they're shagging?'

'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar'.


Via Dean Roberts

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Saturday, 23 January 2010

A Night on the Street

Had a wander around a few of the bars on Walking Street on Friday night and the overall feeling was the bars were low on staff. Not sure if it was the rain that had kept them away or if they'd been 'taken away' but many stars were not in the bars.

Tried out What's Up upstairs and with beer at Bt135 a bottle they need to be doing something special. Sadly it was anything but so it was one expensive beer and back on the street. Maybe I caught them on a bad night...... When you think some very good bars sell draft at Bt60 a glass then What's Up needs to deliver something above and beyond to justify it's prices.

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Asian Beauty

The simple truth

Friday, 22 January 2010

Miss Walking Street 2010

Pattaya News Flash are reporting that the captioned competition will take place at Utopia Go Go, Soho Square on February 14th.

Mark it in your diaries.

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Tuesday, 19 January 2010

Optical Spectrum Anti-itch Insect Bite Cure Kit Tool

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Insect stings and bites are nothing short of irritating as well as painful, especially when you receive “doses” from nasty stingers like hornets and bees, not to mention the ever present mosquito regardless of which environment you’re in. The Optical spectrum Anti-itch Insect bite cure Kit Tool aims to provide a painless solution by using soothing electromagnetic heat that is generated from a single standard 9V battery. Since there is no use of chemicals involved, the Spectrum Itch Reliever can be safely used on children without concerns of sensitive skin arising. Well, one thing’s for sure – if you’ve just been stung by a bee or a hornet, we would strongly recommend you make a bee-line (pardon the pun) to the nearest doctor just in case you’re allergic to that species which might lead to other more serious complications. $6.69 seems like a pretty decent price for something like this...

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SET dives after UDD plans airport rally

The Stock Exchange of Thailand (SET) composite index plunged about 10 points on Tuesday's afternoon session on news of the planned anti-government rally at Suvarnabhumi airport by the red-shirt United Front for Democracy against Dictatorship (UDD), BFIT Securities analyst Aphisit Limsupanark said.


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West Sands Phuket Water Park Opens on 30th January 2010

Water Park Slides Water Park Tube Ride

At last Mai Khao's West Sands Splash Jungle which is Phuket's first water park will open on January 30. Seven themed zones of the world include North Pole, Africa, Asia, Inca Mayas, Northern Europe, North America and Asia.The water park includes large wave pool, long lazy river, aquarium, and variety of rides and attractions. A special intro rate from opening to the end of April has been set at THB 1795 for adults and THB 1050 for children. Thai residents can avail of a local offering of THB 1500, though a plus plus of 10% service charge and 7% VAT are applied to all fees. Rates will move to THB 2000 after the opening promotion.

 

West Sands Residences and Resort will see 106 units open in February and by the end of November a total of 426 units within the integrated destination. A planned Outrigger managed hotel was cancelled late last year back of the global financial crises.

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Monday, 18 January 2010

Tom Jones Coming to Bangkok - March 21

Tickets went on sale over the weekend for Tom Jones' show at Impact Arena on March 21st. Tickets start at 1,000 baht.

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Clitaurus

New Ford Coming!!!!

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.
They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus."  

It comes in pink, and the average male thief won't be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.


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Friday, 15 January 2010

In Contrast to Ronaldo, Oriental Beauties

Ronaldo Models Armani

I felt it was time to recognise all the beautiful female 'friends' of Pattaya Rag and give them a 'Real' 6-pack to look at!!

Never the modest type, Ronaldo appears to have embraced his new modelling career with gusto, striking a series of moody poses and showing off a six-pack which would make Becks green with envy. The 24-year-old reportedly maintains his chiseled abs by performing 3,000 sit-ups a day.

Read more at Telegraph.co.uk

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Thursday, 14 January 2010

Vietnamese Hottie - Maysa

If the weather is starting to get you down......

If the weather in Europe is starting to get you down then this should make you feel better.

 

Watch the movie Alive on repeat play. It's about the 1972 Uruguayan rugby team who's chartered plane crash landed in the snow-capped Andes. With no supplies and freezing snow cold all around, they begin to die of cold. The survivors then had to eat their dead mates. 'Nuff said. Sadly, it's yet to reach us in gory high-def detail on Blu-ray, but you can pick it up here from Amazon on DVD for £3.98.

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The point I'm trying to make is things could always be worse so stop whingeing about a bit of snow. Either that or eat your neighbour......

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Wednesday, 13 January 2010

Annular Solar Eclipse - Friday Jan 15

A partial eclipse should start in Thailand around 2.00pm on Friday 15th, with maximum eclipse occuring at 3.38pm and the end of partial eclipse at 4.57pm.

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Times shown on the graphic are GMT/UT.

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Honda PCX 125i Cruiser Scooter

I've seen three Honda PCX 125's on the road's of Pattaya today and I reckon it is one good looking bike. Good looks, high price. It will cost you around Bt70,000/- to take one out of the showroom.

For more info, go to http://www.autoincar.com/honda-pcx-125i-cruiser-scooter-export-from-thailand-to-the-world/

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Bangkok Motorbike Festival - 28th to 31st January 2010

The Bangkok Motorbike Festival will be held at CentralWorld, Bangkok from 28th to 31st January 2010.

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Cowboy Music Carnival 2010 - 21st to 24th January

The Cowboy Music Carnival 2010 will take place between 21st and 24th January at the Bali Hai Port located at the south-end of Walking Street, Pattaya.

The event is a must for all country music enthusiasts and many activities during the 4 day event will be taking place, including a Miss Cowgirl Contest for women aged between 16 and 26 and a cover dances contest for 12 to 22 year olds who will compete in teams of between 5 and 10 people.

For more information on this fun event please call 085 832 0287.

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Tuesday, 12 January 2010

Winter Milan

With so many Premier League games falling foul of the Health & Safety Committee, a special team has been formed to play in all conditions. I give you..... Winter Milan! 

Brrrrrrrrrad Freezel; Paul Konche-ski, Martin Skatel, Wooly-am Gallas, Ashley Cold; Shaun St. Sledger, Scott Parka, Kevin Snowlan, Parky Ji Sung; Emile Husky, Andriy Shiver-chenko. Subs: Sleigh Given, Leroy Sleeta, Michael Snowin' and the redoubtable Dele Adepolar.

Two left-backs in the same side doesn't make much sense but then it's difficult to keep your balance in this weather. The owner is of course Mohammed Al F-ridge, and the manager is inevitably Big Sam Allardicicle.

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Models Paradisio - Lucifers, Bangkok

The hottest models from Penthouse appear every Wednesday for Models Paradisio at Lucifers on Patpong Soi 1, Silom Road. Looking good.....

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Stangers On My Flight

Click on Strangers On My Flight to here Frank Sinatra's latest hit.......

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Thai-US Cobra Gold annual exercise starts next month

The 29th Cobra Gold 10 (CG 10) training to be joined by six countries will run February 1 to 11 at the U-Tapao Thai Naval Air Base in Rayong. Gen Ratchakrit Kanchanawat, Royal Thai Army Chief of Joint Staff and US Ambassador to Thailand Eric G. John held a news conference on Monday to announce the annual exercise. Gen Ratchakrit said the two countries have cooperated in the joint training for 54 years. Cobra Gold 10 is not only engaged in military


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Monday, 11 January 2010

Date of Audition

Dear Friends of Pattaya Players,

It seems there was some confusion with the date of the upcoming auditions.  Please note that the date at the top of the press release (sent out a few days ago) was the date the press release went out and not the date of the actual audition.  If you read the actual press release you would note that in the first paragraph it gives the date and location of the audition.  This information is also readily available on our website at www.pattayaplayers.org .

Auditions are at Bangkok Hospital Pattaya 10th Floor Building D on Monday, January 18, 2010 from 6-8:30 PM.

I am so sorry for any inconvenience this confusion might have caused.
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Tread the boards!

Sincerely,
Christopher T. Parsons
Board Member - President
Pattaya Players
www.pattayaplayers.org


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