Tuesday, 18 December 2012
Monday, 17 December 2012
If the world survives on Friday why not celebrate in Showgirls, (LK Metro. Pattaya), new 2nd Floor LAP Dancing Bar. The first 25 to book a lap dance get a free drink but don't rush, I've pre-booked all 25 for me and One-Shirt....... cough, cough....
Not clear what the Laps will be wearing......... suggest you wear dark clothes.........
Not clear what the Laps will be wearing......... suggest you wear dark clothes.........
Sunday, 9 December 2012
Inflation hits Pattaya Walking Street
I heard last night that a new OFF Walking Street Go-Go is paying it's dancers Bt1,400 minimum a night. That's correct, just under $50 a night. Some of the girls are on Bt2,000. Consequently, stars from other bars are being drawn there to work. Of course, these costs are passed on to the punter in the form of Bt1,500 and up bar fines.
There are still plenty around who will pay this but I suspect there will be just as many who take their business elsewhere, maybe even swerve the Go-Gos in favour of places like Marine and Insomnia.
The real winners are the girls who can make a decent living without having to put their legs in the air..... That's assuming they don't have to make monthly quotas to keep their $$$$ jobs....
Friday, 7 December 2012
Baccara 3rd Anniversary Party, Monday 17th December
http://www.facebook.com/events/120382661458253
This Monday 17 December, the gogo of all the superlatives will celebrate its 3rd Anniversary : Baccara A GoGo, Pattaya.
Join us in the most impressive gogo bar of Pattaya with 2 floors and 100's of girls under one roof. We open from 20h00 so don't be late to find a seat and discover the biggest line-up of Pattaya !
Come and party with the Best !
Join us in the most impressive gogo bar of Pattaya with 2 floors and 100's of girls under one roof. We open from 20h00 so don't be late to find a seat and discover the biggest line-up of Pattaya !
Come and party with the Best !
Beautiful Asian lady
Beautiful Asian lady
Thursday, 6 December 2012
Mega Mall, Bagna, Bangkok
With Christmas just 3 weeks away, I thought I'd see if I could find any gifts to myself, (from Santa), at the new Mega Mall mall on Sukhumvit at Bang Na. Everybody say 'arghh, billy-no-mates, sad bastard'.
I drove on to Road 7 in Pattaya at 8.40am this morning and drove in to the car park at the Mega Mall just 1hr 5mins later, a distance of 112kms. All driving done within the speed limit, (mathmeticians need not comment). All the various shops open at 10.00am so I had the pleasure of picking my spot in the biggest car park I've ever seen.
Although you can't tell from my photos, the Mall is not only home to a host of popular shop brands but also Ikea, Robinson, Big C, and Homepro stores. It's a one-stop shop for a do-it-yourself nut who likes to cook and wants to buy a pair of overalls. I went home..... no, hang on. The Mall is on 2 floors only so instead of the escalators doing the walking, you have to do it. Jeez, my feet were killing me when I'd finished. The mistake I made was getting stuck in the Ikea maze. I bought some clothes pegs and must have walked 2 effing miles to find the check-out. Nobody better touch them pegs....... I shopped, wandered and ate for about 6 hours and then found that leaving wasn't as easy as arriving. Half of Bangkok seemed to be exiting the car park around 4.00pm so the queues were painful. On top of that I had to drive 4kms further towards Bangkok to find a U-Turn for Chonburi.
The Mega Mall is a shoppers delight but I would only go again if I wanted the mall and something from the connected stores. I don't think I'd go it again just for the mall. I'm sure ladies would as I recognised a number of UK and HK ladies fashion brands that I can't recall seeing in any of Central's malls, not that I was looking........ The best find for me was a Mrs Field's Cookies outlet. It brought back happy memories for me of getting them as a gift from a Thai girl in Wanchai, HK, some years back. Don't know what she wanted...... Happy days.......
I drove on to Road 7 in Pattaya at 8.40am this morning and drove in to the car park at the Mega Mall just 1hr 5mins later, a distance of 112kms. All driving done within the speed limit, (mathmeticians need not comment). All the various shops open at 10.00am so I had the pleasure of picking my spot in the biggest car park I've ever seen.
Although you can't tell from my photos, the Mall is not only home to a host of popular shop brands but also Ikea, Robinson, Big C, and Homepro stores. It's a one-stop shop for a do-it-yourself nut who likes to cook and wants to buy a pair of overalls. I went home..... no, hang on. The Mall is on 2 floors only so instead of the escalators doing the walking, you have to do it. Jeez, my feet were killing me when I'd finished. The mistake I made was getting stuck in the Ikea maze. I bought some clothes pegs and must have walked 2 effing miles to find the check-out. Nobody better touch them pegs....... I shopped, wandered and ate for about 6 hours and then found that leaving wasn't as easy as arriving. Half of Bangkok seemed to be exiting the car park around 4.00pm so the queues were painful. On top of that I had to drive 4kms further towards Bangkok to find a U-Turn for Chonburi.
The Mega Mall is a shoppers delight but I would only go again if I wanted the mall and something from the connected stores. I don't think I'd go it again just for the mall. I'm sure ladies would as I recognised a number of UK and HK ladies fashion brands that I can't recall seeing in any of Central's malls, not that I was looking........ The best find for me was a Mrs Field's Cookies outlet. It brought back happy memories for me of getting them as a gift from a Thai girl in Wanchai, HK, some years back. Don't know what she wanted...... Happy days.......
Tuesday, 4 December 2012
Pattaya on the map
I was driving south on Sukhumvit yesterday between north Pattaya and central Pattaya roads when an odd looking car with a camera on top started following me. Don't panic I thought. I checked my speed, dumped my marijuana stash and chilled. It was only when the car pulled alongside that I realised it was the Google Street Car. Feck me Google, I crapped myself. Anyway, if you check out the Google Street view for Pattaya and the car shown in the picture is throwing rubbish out the window, just ignore it..........
I was out on the roads early today and saw the Google Street car again but heading north this time. Looks like Pattaya is finally on the map......
I was out on the roads early today and saw the Google Street car again but heading north this time. Looks like Pattaya is finally on the map......
Monday, 3 December 2012
Saturday, 1 December 2012
Pattaya bar games
This made me laugh.... There's a couple of bar girls I know that I would like to play this with....... using metal spoons...... or even pans.......
Thursday, 29 November 2012
Tuesday, 27 November 2012
Asian PJ Party
PJ Party - count me in.... where's my vest......?
Monday, 26 November 2012
Beautiful Thai lady
I'd like to wake up to you..... didn't somebody sing that? If not, they should have......
Sunday, 25 November 2012
Insomnia Sexy Black Party - December
Large album of photos from Insomnia's Sexy Black Party.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=465387240169298
Friday, 23 November 2012
Camping in Thailand
Never really enjoyed camping but I think I could grow to like it in Thailand........
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151258856442871
Thai hospital fees
If Bangkok-Pattaya Hospital had staff like this I might consider their extortionate fees..... might......
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=295632357222880
SeatGuru - A great iPhone/Android app for frequent flyers.
Ultimate seat planner.Apple: App Store (free)
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Many flight booking apps may find you the cheapest tickets but not many provide enough crucial information -- from seat pitch to the proximity to the toilet to the likeliness to be bumped -- especially for long-haul fliers.
The new SeatGuru app developed by TripAdvisor has those details covered.
It not only allows flight search but also features the website's signature color-coded seating plan -- green is a good seat and red is bad. When clicked, a pop-up box provides seating advice and amenity information.
Thursday, 22 November 2012
Tuesday, 20 November 2012
Thanksgiving 2012 All You Can Eat Turkey Buffet at Tequila Reef Restaurant Soi 7, Pattaya
Thankgiving Turkey Buffet in Pattaya 2012 featuring an all you can eat traditional American Turkey Ham buffet with all the trimmings including mashed potatoes gradmas gravy ambrosia salad and much more via tequilareefpattaya.com
Saturday, 27 October 2012
Pattaya traffic jams to increase
The traffic last Bank Holiday weekend was as bad as I've seen it in Pattaya and that includes high seasons. Sukhumvit, 2nd Road, 3rd Road and the roads in between were almost grid locked. Thank 'B' for rat runs.
Yesterday afternoon, traffic was queuing from the exit of '7' on Sukhumvit to the Siam Country Club traffic lights. Could be a sign we are in for another busy weekend, particularly as it's the Eid holiday in the Muslim world. Many mongers will no doubt jump flights for a week or two in Thailand.
What do we have to look forward to. Well, City Hall announced some time ago that work would start in October 12 on a tunnel at the intersection of Pattaya Central and Sukhumvit to ease traffic flow on Sukhumvit. If they go ahead, it will be chaos for the 2 years it takes to complete. OMB.....
Tuesday, 18 September 2012
Royal storm in a bra cup
I thought I'd do the decent thing and ignore the current royal storm in a bra cup but this is just too good to pass up. This photoshopper should be knighted......
Monday, 17 September 2012
Farang ladies doing the no-no by dancing in Go-Gos
I was in Queen's Club over the weekend and a farang lady got up to dance with the girls and it was awesomely embarrassing. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse her husband/partner got up to join her and he started to strip off...... Oh hell, can't believe I'm even thinking about this, it's spoiling my breakfast...... Anyway, I tried to take a photo to share with you but a swat team of staff...Expand this post »
via plus.google.com
Lock in on LK Metro
Had a lock-in on LK Metro on Saturday night, Sunday morning. How can you get a lock-in when the bars are open all night you ask. Well, I was just about to head home around 2.00am when a monsoon style down pour hit Pattaya, it was hammering it down. I was in Champagne at the time and the staff couldn't leave for the same reason. Andy was orchestrating the mayhem and it was bouncing in and out of the bar. I'm hoping for rain the next time I'm in there........
via plus.google.com
Friday, 14 September 2012
Thursday, 13 September 2012
The Sun says: We are sorry for our gravest error for Hillsborough
THE Sun’s reporting of the Hillsborough tragedy 23 years ago is without doubt the blackest day in this newspaper’s history.
Rag - Another case of a Murdoch paper acting as a government mouth piece. Shouldn't owners of major media in UK be required to pass a fit and proper persons test or is money all that matters?
The Sun says: We are sorry for our gravest error | The Sun |News|Sun Says:
Rag - Another case of a Murdoch paper acting as a government mouth piece. Shouldn't owners of major media in UK be required to pass a fit and proper persons test or is money all that matters?
The Sun says: We are sorry for our gravest error | The Sun |News|Sun Says:
Tuesday, 11 September 2012
Chinese government blasts near naked motor-show booth babes
The Chinese government reprimanded organizers of the Chengdu Motor Show for showing way too much flesh than what’s appropriate for a harmonious society.
Can't see what the problem is.........
Read more at http://bit.ly/TIOIgv and http://bit.ly/Nd5aiR
Can't see what the problem is.........
Read more at http://bit.ly/TIOIgv and http://bit.ly/Nd5aiR
Wednesday, 5 September 2012
Can 'sleazy' Pattaya change its image? by BBC's fast:track
The BBC were even allowed to shoot inside go-gos. Surprising.
See the full 3.5min vid at BBC fast:track
See the full 3.5min vid at BBC fast:track
Monday, 3 September 2012
You can't out-fox a Thai fox
A Falang guy had only been married to his young Thai wife for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to get out on the town with his pals. So, he said to his wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where you go, tilac cha?" asked the wife.
Thinking quickly the husband replied "I'm going to the Irish Rovers, darling. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want beer, d
ak-ling?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him a dozen different kinds of beer - Singha, Chang, Heineken, Lao, Cheers, ...name it she had it!The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lollipop...but at the Rovers...you know...they have frozen beer mugs!” He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "Frozen glass, tilac?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Irish they have those little snacks that are really delicious. You know pork pies, black pudding, chip butties, Scotch eggs and tripe and onions.... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise.
OK?" "You want snacks, honey?" She opened the oven and took out five dishes: chicken wings, cow pat, noodles, boiled prawns and chopped chicken."But my sweet honey... at the Irish... you know...there is swearing, and dirty words and all that..." "Agh, you want dirty words, tilac? "LISTEN YOU FAT OLD FALANG, DRINK YOUR F*****G BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR F*****G SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU HAVE GOOD LADY NOW, NO F**K AROUND ANYMORE! YOU BE CAREFUL, YOU DON'T WANNA GET MAU AND FALL OFF BALCONY....!!!!!!!!!!!!
The moral of the story - your Thai wife may never have ben to school but you and your degree will never out-fox her.......
OK?" "You want snacks, honey?" She opened the oven and took out five dishes: chicken wings, cow pat, noodles, boiled prawns and chopped chicken."But my sweet honey... at the Irish... you know...there is swearing, and dirty words and all that..." "Agh, you want dirty words, tilac? "LISTEN YOU FAT OLD FALANG, DRINK YOUR F*****G BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR F*****G SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU HAVE GOOD LADY NOW, NO F**K AROUND ANYMORE! YOU BE CAREFUL, YOU DON'T WANNA GET MAU AND FALL OFF BALCONY....!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Private Dancer by Stephen Leather - well worth a read.
Monday, 27 August 2012
Wednesday, 15 August 2012
Asian women before and after surgery
Take a close look at the woman in your life. Who are you really sleeping with tonight?
Extreme make over
Less extreme.....
My drinking mate One Shirt looks a bit like the women 3rd from top, on the left. I bet he'll consider at least buying another shirt..........
via Red Flava
Extreme make over
Less extreme.....
My drinking mate One Shirt looks a bit like the women 3rd from top, on the left. I bet he'll consider at least buying another shirt..........
via Red Flava
Monday, 13 August 2012
Sunday, 12 August 2012
Florentino v Murata in 75kg gold medal Olympic final
I thought the Brazilian Florentino battered Murata in the 2nd and 3rd rounds but he loses the fight. Who do you think won the fight?
Friday, 10 August 2012
Wednesday, 8 August 2012
Kangaroo Condoms - for the gland downunder
A box of unofficial Kangaroo Condoms found in the Olympic Village leads to probe.........
Read the full story at the Mirror website.
Tuesday, 7 August 2012
Stunning photo of Usain Bolt winning 100m gold
Go to the Henry Stuart - Getty Image site to see the original, zoom-able photo. Bet he didn't take it with an iPad.....
Sunday, 5 August 2012
Great Britain's Finest Olympic Hour
Farah, Ennis and Rutherford give GB athletics its greatest hour.
The greatest single hour, the best night, unarguably, in the long history of British athletics. The best day in British sport? It sounds like hyperbole, so apply what logic you have left.
Saturday's medal count, taken just on its own, would constitute Great Britain's ninth most successful Olympic Games tally in 118 years of competition.
via BBC Sport Image from The Guardian
Friday, 3 August 2012
Thursday, 2 August 2012
Wednesday, 1 August 2012
Women With a Mission Golf Tournament - Phoenix Golf Club, Pattaya
The fourth ‘Women With a Mission Charity Golf Tournament’, supported by AustChamThailand, will be held on Friday October 19 at Phoenix Golf Club, Pattaya. There will be a shotgun start at noon (registration from 11am – 11:45am).
Entry fees are 14,000B per team of four, or 3,500B per player, which can be male or female. This includes green fee, caddy fee, goody bag, tournament golf shirt and admission to AustCham’s ESB Sundowners. Cart and tip are not included.
via Upcoming Events | Women With a Mission:
Tuesday, 31 July 2012
Bus service between Don Mueang and Suvarnabhumi launched
BMTA has about 15 buses for the service which operates daily during 4am-10pm. The estimated travel time is 90 minutes, excluding waiting time for the bus which might be 15-30 minutes depending on traffic.
Unfortunately, the bus isn't designed for passengers with large luggage. BMTA operates the service with a normal yellow air-conditioned bus. It plans to increase the number of buses to 20 within the next 30 days.
via Bangkok Post
‘Miracle' Bust Enhancer Cream ‘Boosts Breast Size'
GIRLS - Increase your boobs one cup size with a cream. As I've saved you all the expense and health risks of having implants, I should be the first to check out out the results. Only fair I reckon.
Don't try this at home but I've been told that guys can rub the cream on their meat and 2 veg and they will be able to do 100m in Olympic record time........ Your eyes might water a bit too.....
Read more at the Huffington Post, UK
Don't try this at home but I've been told that guys can rub the cream on their meat and 2 veg and they will be able to do 100m in Olympic record time........ Your eyes might water a bit too.....
Read more at the Huffington Post, UK
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