A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past, one from the Midlands, the second from Surrey and the third from Yorkshire . They felt sorry for the poor man.
The Midlands woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Surrey woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Yorkshire woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f ** ked?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No.'-
She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'
Pattaya Rag
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