It was a night for hustling in the Atlantic Bar on Saturday (21/7) . What's new you say! Well, the Atlantic Bar, one of Pattaya's best off the strip bars for those in the know, held it's annual pool-athon with talents of all nationalities and inclinations turning up for the event.
What happened can only be summed up by this reporter as a classic Harry Potter moment. That ugly Mancunian Mugwort, Dave Shaw, must have waved what is reputedly the smallest 'wand' west of the Pennines, to walk off with the title and Baht8,000/- in prize money.
It was only after the Mugwort was threatened with some good old GBH that he agreed to spend Baht50 on drinks for the girls.
Scoop : Picture at right shows Dave celebrating his victory with his favourite girl.
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Sierra Tangos - 22 July 2007
- Mosquito Killer - You jam it in your partners bum crack and never get bitten again!!
- Aum Lukkana - Thai FHM's World No 60
- Joy - Paradorn's ex in Thai Penthouse
- Bush Impression - brilliant but absolutely nothing to do with Pattaya
- Suriyawong Bush - absolutely everything to do with Pattaya
- Tamara Sky - Playmate August 2007
Murphy's Lesser Known Laws
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
- He who laughs last, thinks slowest
- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't
- Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool
- The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
- If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog
- If the shoe fits, get another one just like it
- The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer
- A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries
- The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room
- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well
- When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty
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