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- According to Phuket Gazette bars in Phuket have been requested to refrain from selling alcohol on Sunday (29/7) and Monday (30/7) in honour of Asarnha Bucha Day and Buddhist Lent Day, respectively. Not clear if Pattaya will be guided accordingly for the 2 day holiday. Bar staff I spoke to last night (Friday) indicated that that they will be heading to a temple rather than loitering with intent
- Want to own a Jeepney. Get this classic on eBay
- History of wanton women - Americans not to blame !!!!!
- Sick of flies - try this homemade fly trap
- A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St.Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St.Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Judy sticks her ass in it!!"
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