- A Chelsea player is stopped for speeding at 130mph in a 30mph zone. When the police ask him to explain, he says: "I've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house."
- John Terry has been lined up to star in a new ITV drama. It's called Other Footballers' Wives.
- What do Wayne Bridge and the Titanic have in common? They both should've stayed at Southampton .
- What has Vanessa Perroncel got in common with a Champions League final goalpost? They've both been banged by John Terry...
- Poor Wayne Bridge - he's not even first choice with his own wife.
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