Essex Jokes (oldies but not bad)

Q. What do you call an Essex girl in a white tracksuit?

A. The bride.
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Q. What does an Essex girl use as protection during sex?

A. A bus shelter.
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Q. Two Essex kids in a car without any music - who is driving?

A. The policeman.
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Q. What's the difference between a boy and an Essex girl?

A. An Essex girl has a higher sperm count.
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Q. What's the most confusing day in Essex ?

A. Father's day
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