Comedy Show

A Comedy Show is scheduled for 7.30pm, 19 August at the Hard Rock Hotel, Pattaya. Performing will be Ludo Vika, Dave Conrades and Todd Paul. Tickets will cost 1,500Baht. Tel: 085-4361900 for further details

• Popeye knew what he was doing - Spinach is the ultimate man food. This noted biceps builder is a rich source of plant-based omega-3s and folate, which help reduce the risk of heart disease, stroke, and osteoporosis. Bonus: Folate also increases blood flow to the penis. And spinach is packed with lutein, a compound that fights age-related macular degeneration. Aim for 1 cup fresh spinach or ½ cup cooked per day. Substitutes: Kale, bok choy, romaine lettuce

• New Living Dolls One re-opened on 16th August with an evening of free drinks and cheap bar fines. The bar has plenty of staff and is already doing good business

• Siren Beer Bar at the entrance to Walking Street ran a roof top Foam Party & Bikini Contest on 16 August. The bar was full of young women competing in the Bikini Contest which was appreciated by all. We will try to give you advance notice of future events. [via Pattaya City News]

• Thai Model - Miko

• In the last year, Web 2.0 porn sites, let's call them social porn sites, have proven extremely popular in a short period of time. StumblePorn, mentioned in yesterday's blog is one such site but is by no means the most popular. Even when faced with a form of censorship by being excluded from Google's Index, YouPorn has an Alexa rating of 85 putting it in the top 100 most popular sites worldwide and ahead of Apple Inc. which is 90th in the rankings. A second such site, Megarotic has an Alexa rating of 86 which again puts it in the top 100 sites worldwide and if nothing else, it proves the massive popularity of porn on the net.

• A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit morend shouted, Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am." The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be in Information Technology," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the woman, "how did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip." The woman below responded, "You must be in Management." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow it's my fucking fault."

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