District Officials & Police Check Soi 6 Bars ~ Pattaya Rag

Wednesday, 29 August 2007

District Officials & Police Check Soi 6 Bars

On Monday Night and as part of the continuing Low Season Bar Crackdown here in Pattaya, Banglamung District Licensing Officers accompanied by Pattaya Police and Civil Volunteers conducted a check on bars in Soi Yodsak, a location well known for its bars aimed at the Foreign Market. On this night, a total of 30 bars were checked and urine tests of employees were made. At the end of the operation, 5 of the bars were found to have incorrect or no licenses and were closed down and 100 employees consisting of women and transsexuals were checked and 20 failed urine tests confirming the presence of met-amphetamine in their systems. They were taken to Pattaya Police Station for further processing and reports of the licensing irregularities were given to the Banglamung District Chief for further consideration. [via Pattaya City News]

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Thai police arrest serial rapist of women, cows, banana trees - Thai police arrested a 23-year-old man suspected of being a serial rapists of women, cows and banana trees, media reports said Tuesday. There were several warrants out for Ekkarat's arrest on rape charges and numerous complaints from irate farmers that he had assaulted their cows and banana trees. A 5,000 baht (147 dollars) reward was offered for his arrest. Asked why he assaulted cows, Ekkarat reportedly answered, "Anyone who has had sex with a cow knows there is nothing odd about it at all." [via Earthtimes] Ed. You can't make this shit up. How long before we have a bar in Pattaya offering cows?.....

The Consular Section of the American Embassy in Bangkok is pleased to inform you of upcoming Embassy consular visits to Pattaya. Please mark your calendars! Consular staff will be available to provide consular services on Friday, September 21, 8:00 AM to 12:00 PM in Pattaya at the Dusit Resort Pattaya in the Dusit 2 Meeting Room. The hotel is at 240/2 Pattaya Beach Rd, Pattaya City, Chonburi. Their contact telephone number is: 038-425-611 up to 7). The following consular services will be available during our outreach visits:
- Passport renewal applications ($67.00 or Baht 2546 for adult passports, and $82 or Baht 3116 for a child’s passport)
- Notarial Services and Certified Copies ($30.00 or Baht 1140)
- Absentee ballot application and voting abroad information
- Social security, VA or other federal benefits question will be limited, but we will try to provide forms and answers

If you have any questions, please e-mail: acsbkk@state.gov or call the American Citizen Services Unit at: 02-205-4049.

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Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that, despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night. Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked int rigued. After the show, Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein' too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer, let's go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun." So they went back to her place. After a co uple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together. Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my bawls in your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand". Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says "Okay". He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before. Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to...... "I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun". Cilla complies with the routine. Again, the results are absolutely mind blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink. Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, this 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer Willie in the other does it really stimulate yer that much?" Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla but the last time I shlept with a scouser, she stole ma wallet.