Friday 4 July 2008

Baby Boomers, Rants & Kentucky John

 

  • A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'

    The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'

    The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.' 

    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'

 

  • I know exactly what he means..
        

       

       

      • According to Peter Hill, the Captain's Bar, Soi Honey, is the place to let off steam !!! Everyone all so nobody's missed out...
           

           

          • A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

            The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

            The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

            "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

            Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

            The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"

           

          • I'm sure this guy is in every bar I go to in Pattaya

           

               

               

              • Strange but true. Researchers in Texas have found that fresh watermelon has effects similar to Viagra. If you wanted to increase sales of watermelons wouldn't you come up with something like this? I reckon the only thing likely to stiffen is the price of watermelons. Nearly forgot, researchers have found that reading Pattaya Rag has a similar effect to taking Viagra!!!!!

               

              • Google ordered to hand over personal details of millions of YouTube users to Viacom [via Daily Mail]

               

              • The Pattaya Ghost

               

               

               

              • A happy 4th July to all you American revolutionaries

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