Early on Monday morning a 32-year-old Thai man, with a female passenger, lost control of his motor vehicle on Second Road in South Pattaya and ploughed into three stationary motorbikes before mounting the kerb and coming to an unscheduled stop in the front window of a tailor shop. The impact forced the three stationary motorbikes through the plate glass window of a foot massage establishment while the vehicle itself took out the front display window of an Indian tailor shop.
Police soon attended the scene and surmised the driver of the vehicle had been rendered a lot less coherent due to his ingestion of a substantial amount of alcoholic beverages. The driver of the car claimed he had swerved to avoid colliding with a motorbike that had cut across in front of him and this is when he lost control of his car and found himself face to windscreen with besuited mannequin. Police, having heard this kind of story many times before from people who have indulged a little too much in the giggle sauce, are inclined to think the man was simply driving too fast. [via Pattaya City News]
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- The Amari Orchid Resort & Tower, Pattaya is offering a “pay one night, get one free” offer to celebrate the opening of the property’s five-star Ocean Tower. Offer valid from 1 November 2007 to 31 January 2008. [via Travel Weekly]
- Miss Noi, a female staff member from Mona Lisa Korean Karaoke was discovered dead, und er a bed. She had been dead for six days. Police are working on two possible motives: jealousy or robbery. [via Pattaya Daily News]
- The 10th series of Top Gear started last night in the UK and if you feel like you're missing out then you can catch the program here. Problem is, it's a 698mb download so it would be quicker to fly home to watch it than download it....
- Barry Bond's girl, Kimberly Bell reveals all in November's Playboy and I don't mean ab out Barry's steroids....
- A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection.The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, did you call for me?" The man replied, "No, what do you mean?" She said, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she lead him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her.
Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted. Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him. "Did you call for me?" asked the hairy man. "No, what do you mean?" replied the newcomer. "You must be new." answered the hairy man, "It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spun him around, put him over a bench and had his way with the newcomer. The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she asked. "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee." "But, Sir," she replied, "you've only been here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities." "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here."
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