Congratulations to England And France

England and France ripped up the form book this weekend by dumping the two hot favourite's, Australia and New Zealand, out of the Rugby World Cup. To show how unlikely it was the bookies in the UK were offering odds of 66 - 1 against an England / France double. Just brilliant displays by both Northern Hemisphere teams. As a result of the results my post today is short cause I've been visiting every Aussie and New Zealander I know in Pattaya just to get my pound of flesh. I love the smell of victory in the morning. Having had to suffer four years of abuse from the antipodean's, this moment feels very special indeed. At least the Australian and New Zealanders can share a flight home to keep the costs down. Arf, arf. I believe you should be magnanimous in victory but not when it involves Australia and New Zealand. Then you stick the knife in as far as it goes, e.g.

Sales of condoms plummeted today in Australia when the England rugby squad proved that you can fuck 15 Australians with just one Johnny !.

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• It was reported in the Thai media this week that girl students in Bangkok are following a fashion trend set by Britney Spears and going commando a.k.a. without underwear. When you think how short their black skirts are it must be awfully drafty down there. I guess they will slip around a lot less on the shiny seats on the Metro by going commando...... It won't be long before upskirt shots are posted all over the Internet.

• Sisterz A-Go-Go - Ricky's Birthday Party, 8.00pm, Oct 12

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• A man walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender tells him, 'You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time. 'The man replies, 'Wel

  

  l, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai , the other in Canada and I'm here in London . When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. The man became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn. One day, he came in and ordered only 2 beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,' I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss. The man looked confused for a moment, then he laughs.... 'Oh,no,he said, 'Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive' .The only thing is......I just quit drinking!!!

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