Paedophile Whose Computerised “Mask” Was Unraveled Is In Thailand ~ Pattaya Rag

Tuesday 16 October 2007

Paedophile Whose Computerised “Mask” Was Unraveled Is In Thailand

Thai police said today that a paedophile whose computerised “mask” was unraveled spectacularly by Interpol was a 32-year-old Canadian. “We believe he is still in Thailand and we are nowcollecting information from neighbouring countries where he committed crimes of paedophilia so we can issue an arrest warrant for him,” police Col Apichart Suribunya said. Interpol identified the man who was shown in hundreds of photos posted on the Internet abusing young boys in Vietnam and Cambodia. The agency said the man was thought to be on the run in Thailand. Thai police identified the man as Christopher Neil.

Interpol did not reveal his name but said he was thought to be on the run in Thailand, where he had fled last Thursday from South Korea. He was said to be an English teacher at a school in Seoul. [via Breaking News]

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U Too Bar's first anniversary party - Oct 24. Don't miss it, this is one of the best bars in town so it should be some evening.

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Former Penthouse Pet-turned-suburban whorehouse entrepreneur Lisa Taylor pleaded guilty to prostitution charges in order to end her case and avoid going to jail, though she will pay hefty fine. Lisa's Pet name was Melissa Wolf and she was getting up to US$10,000 a pop for P4P and living in a million dollar home in an exclusive enclave before getting busted. Ed. Why would you pay so much for a past it's sell by date Pet? Expensively bought bragging rights is what it looks like but I suppose I've no room to talk. If I get to Peppermint 87 first then watch me crow. Oh yes, oh yes .............

A young couple is down on their luck, and the husband suggests to his wife – that maybe she could “turn tricks” for a little while, just until they get out of debt. She wasn’t happy about it, but he convinced her that he would watch her from across the street, so she would feel safer. The wife agreed to it.

The first night, she’s standing on a street corner, looking real sexy. Her husband is across the street watching. A car pulls up to her and rolls the window down. She walks over to the window, and the guy inside asks her “How much for a hand job”? She’s not sure how to answer, so she tells him that she’ll be right back. She runs across the street, and tells her husband that the guy wants a hand job, but she doesn’t know how much to charge him. The husband tells her “charge him $40 bucks”.

She goes back across the street, and tells the guy the price. He looks back up at her and says “how much for sex”? Again, she’s not sure how to answer, so she tells him that she’ll be right back. She runs back across the street, and tells her husband that - NOW the guy wants sex, but she doesn’t know how much to charge him. The husband tells her “charge him $100 bucks”.

She walks back to the car, and tells the guy the price. He looks back up at her and says “I don’t have that much money, so I’ll just take the hand job”. He unzips his zipper, and whips out his schlong. She looks at it in disbelief. She’s never seen a schlong that big!!! She tells the guy that she’ll be back in a second. She runs back across the street and says to her husband “can we lend him $60 bucks”

The world’s first pornographic photo, believed to be taken sometime in the 1800s, is being auctioned off. I got a look at it, and I just want to say, “Wow!” That Joan Rivers was hot! [via David letterman]

The world’s oldest bowler turned 106. When asked how he feels, the bowler said, “At 106, I’m just trying to keep my balls out of the gutter.” [via Conan O'Brien]