Humour ?

• So there's a new Barbie on the market. It comes with no shoes, no clothes, no make-up, no car, no food, no house, no farm. It's called Zimbarbie.

 

• Senility (in Austria?)

 

• Two women were playing golf.  One teed off and watched in
  horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the
  next hole.  The ball hit one of the men ... he immediately clasped his
  hands together at his groin and fell to the ground and proceeded to roll
  around in agony. The woman rushed down to the  man and immediately began to apologize, "please allow me to help.... I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me she told him...........
  Oh, no I'll be all right I'll be fine in a few minutes........the man replied. 
  He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together
  at his groin...
  At her persistence however he finally allowed her to help...............
  She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side.... loosened his
  pants and put her hands inside...... she gave him an artful massage for several long
  moments and asked ...... How does that feel?   
  He replied, It feels great.... but  I still think my thumb's broken...........