Humour ?

• Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old Grandmother and comfort her.When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,

'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.'

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago we realizing our advanced age,we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start toning. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even...Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding And out on the Dong'

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,'He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along'.........

 

•  Typhoons

 

• A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading.
  A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?"
  "I am sorry if I disturbed you, but I have a very rare medical condition: Whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."
  The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"
  The woman nodded. "Pepper."