Humour ?

• Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious... Here she is, in the middle of her first run for President... Now this has happened to her! She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming:

"How could you have let this happens? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I've just found out I'm five weeks pregnant and it's all your fault! Well... what have you got to say?"

There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again:

"DID YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!?!"

Finally, she hear Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper.... he says: "Who's speaking?"

 

• Sacrifice....

 

 

• A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil crisis in Britain. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in the North Sea. Our DIPSTICKS are located in Westminster !!!