Monday 12 May 2008

Humour ?

  • Hillary continues to dominate the political cartoon scene. I guess she's filled the void left by Bush as he low profiles his way to some legacy or other

 

 

 

 

  • Pearls of something! 

1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's.

2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.

3. I live in my own little world, but it's OK, everyone knows me here.

4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?"

5. I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.

6. A sign In a Chinese pet store: "Buy one dog, get one flea."

7. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

10. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

11. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If life deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.

 

  • Burmese Juntas

 

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