Humour ?

• This is topical with Manchester City in situ at the Royal Cliff Hotel. 8 photoshopped images of Sven and/or Man City's owner at telegraph.co.uk. 8 fake images I haven't got the nuts to show here. I think you'll like them and the following is about the tamest of the lot:

Manchester city's new manager.....

 

• English can be a tricky language...

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off.' 'Could you jack off?' she says, 'I feel like shit.'

 

 

• A suicidal Scotsman went next door to his neighbour's house to gas himself....